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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by cronemeister, Jul 15, 2019.

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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Shot a 79, I bet there has been a few ripped up betting slips. That's if people still go into bookies and not bet online.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jul 18, 2019
  2. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Hows my south african doing ?
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 18, 2019
  3. Ghostinthehouse

    Ghostinthehouse Well-Known Member

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    Do you mean that Rose guy from Joburg?
    If he wins, there'll be numties on here claiming he's English....
     
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    Ghostinthehouse, Jul 18, 2019
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  4. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Him aye .. i watched him a few times and realised he wasnt english because he was winning and low and behold i was right
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 18, 2019
  5. JakartaToon

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    My son was born in Indonesia - can you tell him he is not British then and he needs to give his UK passport back.
    He actually has no right to Indonesian nationality because neither of his parents were Indonesian. I think he could also have chosen Italian or Peruvian as his Mum held both.
    You can also be born in Britain now and not be British.
    There are actually very few countries now that give you Citizenship just because you were born there.
     
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    JakartaToon, Jul 19, 2019
  6. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Why was you’re wife holding a Peruvian and an Italian? And when? Conception or birth or both?

    :eek:
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Jul 19, 2019
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  7. JakartaToon

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    She was into foursomes at that age. That's why my son has the choice of nationalities - we are not sure who the father is.
     
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    JakartaToon, Jul 19, 2019
  8. cronemeister

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    Nice to see local lad Lee Westwood ripping up the course <laugh>
     
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    cronemeister, Jul 19, 2019
  9. Santaseyebrow

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    Hows the south african doing
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 19, 2019
  10. Santaseyebrow

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    Its got silly place of birth makes it simple

    Justin rose is a south african just like pieterson the cricketer
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 19, 2019

  11. Ghostinthehouse

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    Is he Irish, presumably he's angry about something.
     
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    Ghostinthehouse, Jul 19, 2019
  12. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    No he's English although his great great great great grandad's mothers cousin may well have been from South Africa so he's most likely South African. From Worksop apparently but he lives up here and plays at Close House (hence the local lad reference).
     
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    cronemeister, Jul 19, 2019
  13. Santaseyebrow

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    He cant win he will bottle it last round as usual.
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 19, 2019
  14. Santaseyebrow

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    Where was he born ? Hes won **** all so i assume england
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 19, 2019
  15. Ghostinthehouse

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    I have to say you're a good match for Chaos when it comes to riddles.<ok>
     
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    Ghostinthehouse, Jul 19, 2019
  16. JakartaToon

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    We would all have to come home to have our kids then - it would be like Mary and Joseph all over again.

    My. Mrs is trying to get her UK citizenship at the moment. She has to take a test. Try it. I failed first time:
    https://lifeintheuktestweb.co.uk/british-citizenship-test-6/
     
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    JakartaToon, Jul 19, 2019
  17. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    I passed in 4 mink and 34 secs

    22 out of 24
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Jul 19, 2019
  18. JakartaToon

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    Well done mate - you can apply for your passport next week.

    Is a mink a new unit of time as well smartarse?
     
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    JakartaToon, Jul 19, 2019
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  19. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Just leaving you something to grasp at...

    :p
     
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  20. leez

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    Westwood playing well
     
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