*** The pilgrimage Bar***

Well that's a different healthy diet! Each to our own i suppose.
Has Murray lost the tennis yet?
Do we have a tv in the bar? Its cheaper to eat unhealthy by the way.

 

Nothing wrong with a balanced diet either joe. If you can carry it on a tray without spilling it then it's balanced.


(I don't really eat pasty and chips and burger and chips every day honest. I have curry at least one day a week)

 

Not an Indian curry? yuk. I like the rice lol , i also don't mind some curries, i'm not a fussy eater . i try and take the healthy option.
You should get curry put on the menu as there is none available. Not many in tonight. They may be out on the patio area in the glorious Plymouth Weather

 

Bloody phone never stops ringing in this place grrr

 

Curry added to the menu, tis great here with no 3 minute delay between postings.

 

Wheres the classic pasty n a pint? You absolute nutters, you can't have a deep south west bar without a pasty n pint for a £5er.

Make it a wc rowes and I love you long time.

 

You better get some more staff, if its busy and the phone keeps going. Much better in here, a lot quicker.

 

There's always one isn't there

Right away Jiggle

 

I nice vindaloo would go down well right now another thing I can´t get here Pint and pasty for a fiver, bloody hell you must drink in posh places Jiggle!!!

 

Pasty and a pint for a fiver??????? What is this some poncy expensive place or something. I know it's meant to be exclusive but for a fiver when I last went out you could eat all you could stuff and be legless by 9 o'clock. Not forgetting enough change for the taxi home.

 

Sorry peeps it's my pre match ritual at Goodbody's

 

I had some poor guy begging (on bended knee) for a job, said his last employer owed him almost a year's salary (not cellery sensible) and was destitute so I offered him the job of bouncer as he said he's good at head buttin' (see op)

 

Couple in the Brit before hand then a few more after the match for me, won´t be long now

 

Haha maybe I been living in Hove for too long surrounded by real life poncy wine bars! My view of the alcohol prices has been distorted.

 

Can't bloody add it now can I lol

 

Cream and hundreds and thousands on the barmaid for me, but no chocolate flake!
Knowing my luck I'll end up with the barman or the doorman!

 

OK check out the new bouncer.

No chocolate flake???

 

Good news on the bouncer at least we won´t get a slap, chances of him hitting anything he aims at are pretty slim

 

Bad experience with one once on a lads night out.

 

He Can't BOUNCE a ball . let alone kick it