*** The pilgrimage Bar***

May I also wish everyone a HAPPY CHRISTMAS and a PEACEFUL and PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR.....and let us all hope that Argyle can get out of this awful basement league at first go....(hardly any Argyle away days in this Division for me to go to).

I apologize for upsetting some of you when I've got my Brexit hat on....please do not think I'm racist because of my immigration views.....all are welcomed if they have entered this country legally and have a job to go too......long term or seasonal.....I probably know more black and ethnic people than all of you (living in the South East).....Stiffer Boarder Controls are needed ....plus people smuggling and slavery still happen and needs stamping out.....those that are caught up in it are controlled by those that charge them thousands of £'s to get into this country.....and it is generally their own kind doing it.

So everyone enjoy yourselves and lets hope that Argyle reward us with a win at Cheltenham on Boxing day.

 

Crickey BC, was that bloke on the roof a Mountie? Are you hiding out in the mountains because you are an international bank robber? Did the reindeer have a red nose?

 

Ah yes all of the above.

 

Don't worry BC, nobody reads this board anyway so your secret will be safe.

 

HAPPY 'CHRISTMAS' sod 'PC' to you all and strictly please no Brussels with dinner tomorrow....
COYG!

 

Don't worry hp....they'll be no Brussels after Jan31st anymore......but on Christmas Day I'll have as many sprouts as you've got please.

 

Well as promised (and warned) earlier this month.....it's CRACKER JOKE TIME.....I know you've all been looking forward to this moment.

Ten of us sitting around the festive table and we all pulled our Christmas crackers simultaneously....gets it over quicker for those with feint hearts.

1.....What did Adam say on Christmas day ?.....Christmas Eve.
2.....Who hid in the bakery at Christmas ?.....A mince spy.
3.....What did one pig say to the other pig ?.....Will you be my pen pal.
4.....How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?.....A Merry Christmas to ewe.
5.....What do you call a Penguin in the Sahara desert ?.....Lost.
6.....Why are police officers so strong ?.....because they hold up traffic.

Ok ok I'll stop now.....at least here in the PILGRIMAGE BAR you can get yourselves a quick drink to numb the senses.

Hope everyone had an enjoyable time on Christmas day.

Had to scrape the ice off the car windows to come home last night....this morning it's......yes you've guessed right...IT'S RAINING.

 

Just in case you've recovered a few more for you.

7.....Who is never hungry at Christmas ?.....The Turkey he's always stuffed.
8.....What do snowmen eat for lunch ?.....Icebergers.
9.....What does a frog do when his car breaks down ?.....he gets it toad away
10....Where does Tarzan buy his clothes from ?.....A jungle shop.
11....What do you call a fly without wings ?.....Walk.
12....Why didn't the skeleton go to the New Year's Party ?.....he had no body to go with.

I promise that's the last of them.....sorry folks.

 

I've seen posters banned for less.................

 

At 4pm my time you Guys will be into 2020.
A Very Happy New Year to you All.

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE........drinks are on sensible.....crisps and nuts locked away in the cellar with the barmaid.

 

Happy new year to one and all and the nuts are staying with the barmaid. Have a good one everyone.

 

I have just gone through the process of renewing the season ticket online. I desperately need this bar open now to help me get over the experience. My son has virtually done the whole thing for me and I have to say that if I didn't have help then I would still be pressing buttons next Thursday. I read a lot of posts on pasoti that people were having problems. I can well believe them now.

BARMAN MINES A LARGE ONE AND i'LL HAVE A DRINK IF YOU DON'T MIND.

 

I think i will join you...make mine a white wine.
By the way, have you the same seats as last season.

 

My favourite tipple BC. I am having a large white whilst I type right now.

To be honest I'm not sure if I've got the same seat or not. I'm guessing I will have a season ticket with that on it but whether I get to sit in it or not is another matter. With this COVID thing going on my guess is when allowed to enter the stadium we will have to sit in spaces so for people to have the same seat is going to prove a bit impossible. Only if they allow normal crowds will I get to sit in the normal place. It's going to spoil it a bit. My seat is directly in line with the 18 yard box. How can I swear at the Lino if I can't see the offside. I might just swear at him anyway.

 

Go for it Mr S.

 

My Brother has his seat a block over from you.

 

There's a bloke in a fur overcoat I think. Have you sent him a bear skin? It's either a fur overcoat or he is very hairy. I'm in block 10. The seat is near the back so I'm the one who takes 10 minutes to walk up the steps.