Off Topic The Politics Thread

It’s an exciting game of guess the ****.

 

The answer is clearly both

 

Yeah but one of the ****s has to be telling the truth when two massive nonces are saying opposite things.

Cummings looks like an evil baby. Johnson looks like a mop that has been force-fed grease for 40 years. Just have them fight to the death then have the winner bummed to death by Priti’s strap-on I say.

 

Seems the only fair way

 

I don't think Cummings is lying on this occasion, but just supposing he is, it doesn't make Johnson's claim to have not known it was party any less ridiculous. I'm rather enjoying his fully-deserved humiliation.

 

I just saw the news by mistake. What an embarrassment this is. Day after day of talking about twats drinking in a garden and then lying about it. Its pathetic, and if Johnson does go because of it, stunningly appropriate that lying about something so banal is the thing that gets him. Anybody who could be bothered to put a tiny bit of effort into it would have known that Johnson was an idle pathological liar before they cast their vote so we can’t really be surprised by his behaviour, just the pathetic level of his ambition. He just wants to be the top man, not do anything with the position.

Can it just be over now please? I don’t really care how it ends, we’re ****ed whatever way we look - this Tory, another Tory, another party, whatever.

 

yeah he wants to be big dog who eats red meat. Absolutely ****ing tragic.

 

Evening All…….long time no see. Have I been missed or had no one noticed I’d gone for a bit ? (Guessing the latter to be fair)
Well I’m sitting in my COVID ridden house bored after getting a second dose at the weekend (not too bad for me but the fam are a bit pissed off as I’ve given it to most of them in the meantime) and thought I’d have a look in to see what I’d missed ? Couldn’t be arsed to go back too far but nice to see we’re worried about the important things going on like Johnson and his ****staines having a party…rather than the fact that 13 year olds are going around stabbing each other (Gotta love my ex local manor…..how I miss Yiewsley !!)
Has anything changed on here ?

Does Wills still think a man with testicles and a penis can decide one day that he’s now a woman ?
Does Stroller still worry about who is gonna serve him coffee in Pret now Brexit is done ?
Does Bob still say he knows nothing about politics when he’s obviously more of a red than me ?
Does Bracknell still go out of his way to wind Col up at every possible moment ?
And most importantly…..is Ellers still a complete right wing Bell End ?

(Only kidding fellas…..love you all really)

Might hang around for a bit and relieve my boredom…..gotta be a change from Netflix and Pornhub

Not gonna say too much about our beloved team as whenever I get excited we seem to go on a losing streak and sink faster than The Belgrano….and when it happens I can’t stop blaming myself for our plight.

Bella Ciao Comrades……Hasta la Victoria siempre !!

 

Can’t be bothered to read this but good to have you back.

 

Are you a new poster ? Nice to meet you too

 

Staines I have bloody missed you… I have had to deal with 2nd rate posters while you have been away. Good to hear from you mate and I hope you are well.

 

Missed you too Ellers……I promise to try and play nice with you so anything I say to piss you off is only meant in jest so don’t put me on ignore too quickly

 

Evening fella hope you are well.

 

I don’t put people on ignore anymore other than that Chinese spy fella.
What’s Pornhub?

 

Im good thanks Wills, been busy but holding my own. Now just bored at home with whining from all angles about how ill everyone is…..can’t wait to get back out of here.
You all good ?

 

As if you don’t know Ellers
I guarantee you’re one of Riley Reid’s number one fans, you old devil ?

 

It’s okay I know now mrs Ellers has taken away my laptop.

 

Enough to test anyone’s sanity. Yeah not bad keeping well away from life’s dramas and we’re in the playoff spots so can’t really complain.

 

Im trying so hard not to talk about ‘that’ team (bit difficult when it’s a messageboard about ‘that team’ and ‘that’ team is the thing we all have in common) as I said, every time I get excited how they are doing it all comes crashing down like a Pan-Am flight over Scotland…….if the play offs do come asking I dunno what I’m gonna do.

 

Hey up my old mucka. Good to see you still kicking