Oh... This sounds a bit like the Al Capone story. Commits innumerable serious 'crimes' - but Braverman gets caught out by a minor (still corrupt) act. One lives in hope
Oh dear, oh very dear! The PM-Bot software has malfunctioned again. And this time it looks like those nasty political correspondents are ganging up on him!
He's toast, isn't he? Plots and schemes to usurp - and he can do nothing, as they are the same ones keeping him in post now! Just how much more damage can be done to the UK before the next election
Because of course 30p Lee, Gullis and Eugenics Barbie are part of the latest batshit insane Tory splinter group