They say there's no such thing as coincidence in politics...and I remember a few of us on here were questioning why Johnson suddenly became the saviour of English football. Maybe we now know?
...while pretending that he didn't tell Ed Woodward he was all for the ESL a few days before it was announced
Of course, the usual derplords are rushing to the defence of Tony Hinchcliffe saying he isn't just some hack who punches down and stole all their material from a Call of Duty lobby Of course, it isn't as if there is any evidence of him punching down against other groups out there on the internet Oh, wait a minute, yes there is... ...and he gets torn two new ones for it
For those struggling to hear what's being said: TH: "Is this the guy that cut the other guy's hair?" GR: "I don't know, Tony. You've had some bad cuts. Didn't they cut your special from Netflix?" TH: "No, no, no, my friend. It was a 2 year licensing deal and I still have full use of my legs!" GR: "Tony, it is true. I have special needs, but you have the one special that no-one needs."
The fact Hinchcliffe thinks making fun of somebody being in a wheelchair is a mic drop moment says a lot, too
Anyone want to place bets on what Peston or Kuntssberg spend the entire day tweeting about instead? Or, if you're wondering what a modern Fawlty Towers reboot would look like