We're going to get some sob story about how he's hours ahead of us, how his child labour camp slaves need some rest due to snow flakes politically interfering in the family business etc etc
Exactly, but if he really is hours ahead, then he should be posting the new league table before we've even seen the games. I sense he might be tricking.us.
Sometimes I long for a return to the Ashley days when Nev could go for months without updating the league and even stop one season half way through. Lets see whether you are all so keen when you are languishing down the bottom and even @Mr. Strickland is ahead of you. Anyway results from the first round see @Albert's Chip Shop win the week with 18pts, with @FadgewackeR and @ToonArmy1892 equal 2nd on 15pts. First bonus cards (double points for next 10 games after use) can be played now and must be used by end September. If you want to use it from a specific game just tell me which game, otherwise I will apply it to the next 10 fixtures after you post. Next round of matches: Saturday 13th August Aston Villa vs Everton Arsenal vs Leicester City Brighton & Hove Albion vs Newcastle United Manchester City vs AFC Bournemouth Southampton vs Leeds United Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Fulham Brentford vs Manchester United Sunday 14th August Nottingham Forest vs West Ham United Chelsea vs Tottenham Hotspur Monday 15th August Liverpool vs Crystal Palace
Compliments to the servants Saturday 13th August Aston Villa vs Everton 2-0 Coutinho Arsenal vs Leicester City 2-0 Jesus Brighton & Hove Albion vs Newcastle United 1-2 Wellbeck Manchester City vs AFC Bournemouth 4-0 Haaland Southampton vs Leeds United 2-0 Ward Prowse Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Fulham 0-0 Mitrovic Brentford vs Manchester United 1-3 Ronaldo Sunday 14th August Nottingham Forest vs West Ham United 1-2 Bowen Chelsea vs Tottenham Hotspur 2-2 Kane Monday 15th August Liverpool vs Crystal Palace 3-0 Nunez
Saturday 13th August Aston Villa vs Everton 1-1 Coutinho Arsenal vs Leicester City 2-0 Jesus Brighton & Hove Albion vs Newcastle United 1-2 ASM Manchester City vs AFC Bournemouth 4-0 Haaland Southampton vs Leeds United 2-0 Ward Prowse Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Fulham 0-0 Mitrovic Brentford vs Manchester United 1-3 Ronaldo Sunday 14th August Nottingham Forest vs West Ham United 1-2 Bowen Chelsea vs Tottenham Hotspur 2-2 Kane Monday 15th August Liverpool vs Crystal Palace 3-0 Nunez
Saturday 13th August Aston Villa vs Everton 2-0 (Watkins) Arsenal vs Leicester City 2-0 (Jesus) Brighton & Hove Albion vs Newcastle United 1-3 (C. Wilson) Manchester City vs AFC Bournemouth 4-0 (Harland) Southampton vs Leeds United 1-1 (Bamford) Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Fulham 1-2 (Mitro) Brentford vs Manchester United 2-2 (Toney) Sunday 14th August Nottingham Forest vs West Ham United 0-4 (Antonio) Chelsea vs Tottenham Hotspur 2-2 (Son) Monday 15th August Liverpool vs Crystal Palace 2-1 (Nunez)
Saturday 13th August Aston Villa vs Everton 0-1 Gray Arsenal vs Leicester City 2-1 Maddison Brighton & Hove Albion vs Newcastle United 2-1 Gross Manchester City vs AFC Bournemouth 2-0 Haaland Southampton vs Leeds United 2-1 Ward Prowse Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Fulham 0-1 Mitrovic Brentford vs Manchester United 1-0 Toney Sunday 14th August Nottingham Forest vs West Ham United 0-2 Bowen Chelsea vs Tottenham Hotspur 2-1 Jorginho Monday 15th August Liverpool vs Crystal Palace 2-0 Salah Play my bonus card please - got to get off the bottom of the table somehow (famous last words)
Just went back and calculated my score for last week using that strategy. I'd have got 6 points. Hmmm.
Saturday 13th August Aston Villa vs Everton 1-1 Gordon Arsenal vs Leicester City 3-1 Saka Brighton & Hove Albion vs Newcastle United 2-2 Wilson Manchester City vs AFC Bournemouth 3-0 Haaland Southampton vs Leeds United 1-0 Ward Prowse Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Fulham 2-0 Podence Brentford vs Manchester United 1-0 Toney Sunday 14th August Nottingham Forest vs West Ham United 1-2 Antonio Chelsea vs Tottenham Hotspur 2-2 Kane Monday 15th August Liverpool vs Crystal Palace 3-1 Nunez
Saturday 13th August Aston Villa vs Everton 2-1 (Coutinho) Arsenal vs Leicester City 3-0 (Jesus) Brighton & Hove Albion vs Newcastle United 1-2 (Wilson) Manchester City vs AFC Bournemouth 3-0 (Haaland) Southampton vs Leeds United 1-2 (Ward-Prowse) Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Fulham 1-1 (Mitrovic) Brentford vs Manchester United 1-2 (Toney) Sunday 14th August Nottingham Forest vs West Ham United 0-2 (Antonio) Chelsea vs Tottenham Hotspur 2-2 (Kane) Monday 15th August Liverpool vs Crystal Palace 3-0 (Salah)
Saturday 13th August Aston Villa vs Everton 3-1 McGinn Arsenal vs Leicester City 3-0 Jesus Brighton & Hove Albion vs Newcastle United 1-1 ASM Manchester City vs AFC Bournemouth 2-0 Haaland Southampton vs Leeds United 0-1 bamford Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Fulham 0-1 Mitrovic Brentford vs Manchester United 1-2 Rashford Sunday 14th August Nottingham Forest vs West Ham United 0-2 Bowen Chelsea vs Tottenham Hotspur 2-0 Sterling Monday 15th August Liverpool vs Crystal Palace 2-0 Nunez