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  1. lamby

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  2. kiwiqpr

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    Dear Benefits Office Manager

    My name is Mohammed Reza and I live in Birmingham , and I would like to present before you the following story.
    Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter.
    After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step-daughter.
    My father eventually married her without my authorization.
    As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my son-in-law.
    My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's mother.
    This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.
    As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife.
    Therefore, it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild.
    A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle.
    My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.
    In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:
    Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's brother fulfil the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?

    Sincerely yours,
    Mohammed.
     
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    [smhbcfc;6532833] repped

    Cheers smhbcfc. Why don't you have a little rep for yourself <ok>
     
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  6. Guywanderer

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  7. lamby

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  8. Guywanderer

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  10. kiwiqpr

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  11. kiwiqpr

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  12. kiwiqpr

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  14. lamby

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    'Promotion Winning' Rep for Kiwi <magic>
     
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    Bank Holiday rep handed out to everybody that I could.

    All spent up now.
     
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  18. Is Vic there?

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  19. Is Vic there?

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