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  1. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    nothing like a like from the dodgy end of Pink Lane
     
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    They say to keep in th pink and out of the stink mate.
     
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    No lighty no likey.
    Thor’s brother should change the second letter of his name to make him less sinister.... liki, the god of likes.
     
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    night out in sunderland
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    musty
    you have been paroled
    you are allowed on the barnsley board again
    we await your return
     
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  6. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Banned from the Barnsley board? Sounds like there’s a story wanting to get out.

    @mustyfrog
     
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    Doctor just said I have Repititus B



    I hate Titus B.
     
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    onwards to the Barnsley Board
     
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    and likes to all
     
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    cant even remember what I did it was that long ago
     
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    Ahh the memories...
     
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    George Clooney is rumoured to be making a film on the life of Jimmy Savile. It's going to be called:
    "Oh, she's eleven!"
     
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    My wife thinks our sex life has got boring and I'm easily distracted.
    Oh well, better get back to it I suppose.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Everybody remembers famous people like Karl Marx,but not many people remember his sister Onya,who invented the starting pistol
     
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    A man was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over & discharged, shooting him in the genitals.
    Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
    "Well, sir, I have some good news & some bad news.
    The good news is that you are going to be OK.
    The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, & we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
    "What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
    "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your willy which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
    "Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied.
    "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
    " Not exactly answered the doctor.........
    "She's a flute player in the London Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eyes!!.
     
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