Off Topic The Sullivan & Gold Comedy Corner

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Zabaleta, Noble and Carroll won't be coming last in the sprints anymore.

 

If at least two of them are 50% fit, they could pair up 3 legged.

 

Surprisingly enough I have never had much time for wheelchair, and that's not just because he played for the gooners (there are 1 or 2 goons that I have managed to retain some respect for), but Wilshere has always been an arse, now we discover that he was spammer all along and that explains alot!

 

Having signed The Wheelchair, Spammers fans have been delighted to hear that Andy Carroll and Winston Reid have broken down in pre-season training and will apparently miss a minimum of 3 months of the season.............Oh come on, Carroll's scarcely got started. He'll not be back for Christmas and I doubt we'll see him before Easter.

When the Wheelchair breaks down, I may just soil myself laughing.

 

If they were racehorses they'd be put down or sent to stud, perhaps that is what Karunt is after. Perhaps the Dildo Bros are planning going into the movie business.

 

Bassett & Gold??
Are the Spammers now sponsored by liquorice allsorts?

 

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Director of Football Mario Husillos is delighted to have welcomed Felipe Anderson and believes the signing shows West Ham's intent for the coming campaign.
"We are very happy and pleased to welcome Felipe to West Ham United," he told whufc.com.“We believe that we have signed one of the most exciting talents in European football.

We'll see I guess - a lot of players arriving and a new coach - will be interesting to see if they gel quickly but plenty of clubs have had trouble integrating 6/7 players into a team and lets hope that this is the case here too.

 

42 fekking million according to Sky News, you'd have to sell a lot of fekking dildos to be able to afford that!

 

Spending serious money this summer on manager and new players! Mind you, when you’re ripping everyone off financially, I guess you don’t have to apply the normal budgetary policies
Especially if you’re lining up a possible departure yourselves.....

 

Remember how, just two summers ago, Felipe Anderson was being linked with a move to Expensive Stoke?

I certainly do...

 

Nearly £450,000 of taxpayers' money has been spent trying to find a sponsor for West Ham's London Stadium home but a backer is still being sought.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44848750

 

No half decent company would want to be associated with that tainted place - the political and financial corruption.

Hold on, why haven’t the Trump organisation made a bid

 

According to my neighbour, who's a Spammer, the Dildo Bros. have taken a loan of £45m to conduct their recent transfer business. As he said, shouldn't their pockets be bulging with cash from £99 a pop season tickets and who's the loan from? Recent West Ham loans have come from The Dildo Bros., giving them a rate of return that no other safe investment would bring.

There's also talk of replacing the portakabin and freight container training ground...........that isn't going to come cheap.................So, when's Arnautovic leaving?

 

It just gets worse and worse. Newham Council were told by their own independent financial advisers that putting £40m into The White Elephant "was not value for money" and that the claimed £3m annual return "wasn't achievable" and "that was £40 million of investment by Newham council down the drain." - The new Mayor of Newham, Rokhsana Fiaz.

It doesn't stop there. In total Newham invested £52.2 million in the stadium, injecting a further £12.2 million in working capital between February 2015 and June 2017, in return for free event tickets and 10 community days a year.........................and all along they knew it wasn't going to work out. They were told and they ignored it.

 

The phrases :

1. in for a penny, in for a pound
2. might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb

spring to mind

Although as for ALL state sector failure, #1 is my money and
#2 is a slap on the wrist.

 

By complete coincidence, both are titles in the Dildo Bros back catalogue...