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Sir Billy nic wall of sound stand

 

Juande Ramos Lack Of Ketchup Stand

 

Danny Blanchflower Stand. Fitting for the the most successful Spurs captain ever.

 

Who would've guessed, Maggie??

 

Premier League Winners 2018/19 Celebration Hand Stand?

 

A West Ham fan has set up a crowdfunding page to pay for Hammers and Republic of Ireland defender Declan Rice's new contract. The 19-year-old reportedly wants a deal of close to £40,000 a week.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/7658056/west-ham-fans-gofundme-declan-rice-contract/

 

Surprised it’s not been set up by the Dildo Bros. They normally get everyone else to pay for their club!
If they’re that short they could put the Dame ‘on the Game’ - but it would take a few Millenia for her to earn Rices first days pay!

 

https://www.whufc.com/news/articles...happened-yeovil-town-4-0-west-ham-united-u21s

Academy of football .

 

Just read it.....

https://www.planetfootball.com/quick-reads/ranking-west-hams-32-weirdest-premier-league-signings/

...

 

It had me at ‘It was a tough task to trim their weirdest signings down to a mere 32 players. Just to emphasise the job at hand, Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano don’t even make the cut.’

 

Nasri and The Spammers looks a perfect match - complete Arsehole to join ****hole of a club

 

Former France midfielder Samir Nasri is to undergo a medical at West Ham before a proposed move to the London club.

42. Posted bysurferjj
12 minutes ago
This signing is more West Ham than West Ham.

 

Does he have a career threatening injury?

I'm guessing a passing spam medical revolves around slinging a lenght up lady dildo.

 

Did anyone else see the nauseating promotional piece MOTD gave the Scammers at the weekend?

There's no greater irony than seeing Karrunt Brady saying how the club give so much to their community when she's responsible from the club getting the **** out of their community so they can be mediocre at the taxpayer's expense

 

Apparently, the Nasri signing is off because..........West Ham have concerns about his fitness.

Considering this is the club that signed fat Benny McCarthy, really fat Mido, Jack Wilshire and Andy Carroll, Nasri must be on the point of needing the last rites read to him if he doesn't get a contract.

 

The BBC are to run a programme about Li'l Jack Sullivan, the pornographer's son, taking over the running of West Ham's ladies team.

Given family traits, they'll probably go with 2 big ones up front and spend a lot of time playing about at the back....

 

The Spammers have reached an agreement to increase their capacity at The White Elephant. With the club currently claiming attendances in excess of 12,000 above the number of actual attendees, an additional 9,000 seats, that have no likelihood of being occupied for the vast majority of games, is a considerable waste of time and money for all concerned.

Thank **** there was no order as to costs!

 

Oh well, the Standard will be happy. Spammers will be posting even more ads for cheap/free seats!

 

In the same vein, apparently Citeh are looking to increase their capacity to 60,000. TalkSPORT's advertising sales team are said to be hiring extensively on the basis of the news......