The Sun Hasn't Got His Hat On

Oh well, no sun today. The last 2 weeks in Aberdoom have been absolutely glorious, blue skies all the way, so can't complain. What a glorious country Great Britain is.

Any fellow Scotchies on here indulging in a small libation in an beer garden? I found out my local is only accepting table bookings for the beer garden, so **** that I'm not going. Don't agree with having to book a table at a pub, lockdown or no lockdown. Besides, my cocaine dealer will be round soon, purely medicinal you understand.

Anyway, enjoy your pint, glass of wine, Advocaat, Perrier or whatever your tipple is.

Roll on........................roll off ferry.

Merry Christmas. Soon be here.

 

No beers through the week for me so no pub visits I'm afraid.

Looking forward to getting to a restaurant and having a full-bodied red wine with a succulent steak.

Got Dakota booked in May for me & @jules

 

Initially I think you'll find many going to pubs as they re-open. But the novelty will wear off and people will revert to what we have been doing for long enough and have a beer, glass of wine or whatever at home. Cheaper too (and that's not just me being a tight fisted teuchter in Aberdoom). It's more comfortable and relaxing as well.

It's tragic but I don't think a lot of restaurants and pubs will be sustainable (the ones that actually re-open that is). These lockdowns have been a disaster for businesses, people's health (mental and physical) and people's livelihoods. Tragic for so many of us.

P.S. Note to self, stop using so many parentheses for ****'s sake ER. One doesn't want to get bracketed as a Parentheses Goblin.

 

Poof

 

I have 30 day aged rib-eye steak in the fridge, I may well have that tonight.

Excrement!!

 

^^^^ Aberdoom goblin.

 

Meat is murder.

 

Vegetables have rights too.

#vegetableslivesmatter

 

The Smiths’ worst song.

 

There wasn't a good one.

I remember Viz doing an article on Morrissey titled "Morrissey - Pop Genius or Twat?"

Needless to say, it was the latter.

 

We will have to eat 90% less red meat to save the Ozone layer or something.

Probably to lower testosterone and make men soy scoffing poofs

 

Hmmm

 

Name a worser one.

 

The Sun always shines on transvestites according to A-ha.

 

I'll have to get back to you and revisit their oeuvre,not saying it's sacrilege or anything like that I just never thought of a Smiths song in that manner.

 

I got The Smiths greatest hits downloaded onto my i-Pod (check me out with the cutting edge technology!) and I have to say if it isn't How Soon is Now or What Difference Does it Make I tend to skip every other song. That Johnny Marr is a genuine guitar hero though, thinking back to the 80's and it was all big fat metal chords or shoe-gazing indie drone but his articulate playing was a breath of fresh air.

 

I'm not a fan of Suffer Little Children either.

 

The Smiths are great and I’ll batter any cûnt who says otherwise, with daffodils.

 

Or gladioli

 

^^^ oh, you handsome devil ^^^