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The Sunday Only Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    It’s Sunday here in Oz.
    It’s also Bathurst Race Day.
    Start your engines and donate to Reverend Squat Race Say Appeal.
    Phone 1300SQUATDAY
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Typical ! The reverend was nowhere near church today. The congregation (all three of them) were revolting, because there was no free gin !

    I had to get the shotgun out to disperse them. At least the collection tray had a couple of quid in it....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 18, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Thank you Woops for your continued efforts at the church Ministry bottle safe door type thingy.
    Please keep all the donations for the day.
    Kiwi can mail you a cheque, for sure.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 19, 2020
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    A cheque from Kiwi ? I'm still waiting for the two bottles of Gin he was supposed to be posting to me.......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 19, 2020
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Well, Didley, another successful Sunday was had by all. No complaints, no donations left as used to cover expenses, and no Gin left in the cupboard...Hic!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 25, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Typical.
    The Reverend gets called away to rescue a poor lost soul..... and nobody turns up!

    Repent thee sinners!
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 25, 2020
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 26, 2020
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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    There’s going to be changes at Sunday service from now on.

    As of next week, a minimum tipping fee of $10 is expected per plate doing the rounds.
    There will be an entrance fee of $5 per person and a exit fee of $5 per person.
    A ‘Reverend Squat Retirement Fund fee of $15 and a bar fee of $25 per person per session.
    Warning - Bring your credit card.

    There is a credit card fee of 1.25% on all transactions.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 26, 2020
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  9. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Sounds good value for money, Didley ! As your official deputy, do I receive a discounted rate ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 28, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Not only but some decent commissions!!!!!
    ( just don’t tell Kiwi or Sans.. )
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 29, 2020
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    Don't worry Rev, I'll put the hours in....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 29, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Love ya work, Woops .......................

    Have a some money as deposit for all your hard work!
    Please note that Reverend Squat banks with the Bank of Kazakhstan.
    Very nice, l like!

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    Didley Squat, Oct 30, 2020
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    I'd prefer some Moldovan leus......in lieu of payment.......which I will keep in the loo.....

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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 30, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    That money is very similar
    to the Republic of El Fuc.

    Who is that mole diva as listed on the note?
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 30, 2020
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    An hour and a half to go until Sunday over here......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 31, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The Reverend Squat now presides ...

    Donations are a wonderful way to help your fellow parishioner, especially your favourite Reverend, so dig deep!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 1, 2020
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    What were the total takings Rev ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 1, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Five cents.......
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 2, 2020
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    5 cents ?!

    My bus fare there was 50 cents <doh>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 2, 2020
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    Missed the bloody thing again
     
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