The Sunday Only Thread

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    News Flash!
    Church Fete this Sunday after service.
    There will be a Roulette wheel, Dumkin Donuts and Poppas pizzas for all parishioners who have donated $20 and over.

    Non givers will can entertain themselves with the bubbler tap.

    Please book your tickets now and bring your credit cards!
     
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    Well, I hope the roulette wheel isn't rigged like it was last time Rev'd........
     
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  3. Didley Squat

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    The good lord works in mysterious ways my son.
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    can i be in charge of the nuns spin the bottle rev
     
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    For a fiver and a turn of a blind eye, l can’t see why not!
     
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i'm hanging around those nuns too much im developing a dirty habit
     
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    Blimey, by the time you finish, there will be nun left....
     
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  8. Didley Squat

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    Ha, a donation to the Reverend Squat Retirement Appeal will curb you making a habit of it!
    Phone 1800REV or email ........... money4nothing.com
     
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  9. Didley Squat

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    The gents should post this on the 'Nothing' thread.
    There'll be nun there!
     
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  10. Didley Squat

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    Sunday’s sermon will be about Nothing!
    Don’t miss it!!
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

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    i have been showing the nuns how immaculate conception works, they are getting rather good at it
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Didley Squat

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  14. Makemstine Roger

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    its called blue nun because the nuns insert it whilst its still cold, straight from the fridge.which would make anything turn blue,
     
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    Well, the church fete was a fizzer.
    Sales were down 75% !
     
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  16. Wooperts_duck

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    Hey Reverend, can we play that game again next Sunday, where we all throw our car keys into a bowl, and the winner gives Mrs Winstanley a rub down with a damp cloth in the vestry.......
     
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  17. Makemstine Roger

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    not playing that game again, everytime they tell me to use my hankie for the rub down, and it always ends up smelling of fish and prawns
     
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    Well, that won’t happen this Sunday,
    I’ve canceled the seafood buffet.

    Chaps, we need the church sales to increase, what can we do ?
     
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  19. Makemstine Roger

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    and the undergarments so i'm reliably informed
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

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    i've been asked to supply a bit of Frenchie flavour cock in fann
     
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