is the news correct that the Bishop has asked that LGBT rainbows be sewn on to habits and cassocks by the exit hole, as i've asked for special dispensation to attach it at the front ,as i have a years secondment to the nunnery, teaching against the perils of lust of the flesh
no mate just loads of phone memory back up for all the nuns, which will all go towards my new porn channel , hope Diddley doesn't want any dibs
I wonder who Rev'd Didley will invite to his special barbecue this coming Sunday after the church service is over ? Sister Anna is a good laugh after her third pint of Guinness !
im refusing to cook the Barbie this year,because of the singe marks on my man sausage due to a few beverages more than i could handle
Well, the Rev'd Didley has gone missing, and so has Sister Anna. Where was he yesterday ? Shocking lack of morals
farmer Giles has been complaining all the cucumbers planted near to the nunnery have disappeared, and is berieft of ideas of what happend to them