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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Fred Scuttle ? That's all right then <ok>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 7, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    fed scuttle repotting for duty sor
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 7, 2021
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    They don’t like the cold steel up em!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 9, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    they do when its dildo shaped<laugh><laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 9, 2021
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    Welcome back Rev'd Didley <cheers>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 9, 2021
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    I thoroughly enjoyed Rev'd Didley's stand up routine, and karaoke session after the service yesterday. Had he been at the communion wine ?!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 10, 2021
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    i tried it as well but Didley had locked the majority away so i had to go into recycle mode, woke up feeling a dog had pissed down my throat,:emoticon-0119-puke::emoticon-0175-drunk
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 10, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i see Rev Didley has been making the wrong choices again, falling from grace carries consequences

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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 12, 2021
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    I fervently believe that Rev'd Didley has lost his way as far as the church is concerned.

    He doesn't ring.........he doesn't write :emoticon-0183-swear :emoticon-0127-lipss :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 12, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    have you checked the nunnery door isnt locked, it has happend before i can testify to that:emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 12, 2021
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    I asked the choirboy for a spare key, and he said there were nun left.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 12, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    ahh nail on the head, that's where you'll find him, forgot he had more than one perversion
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 12, 2021
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    sing a song of sixpence a pocked full of Rye
    more than one quire boy has cum in the eye
    when the choir fest is over the boys began to sing
    dont bend over young lads Didley will have your ring........................<laugh><laugh><laugh>


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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 12, 2021
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    Repent thee sinner!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 15, 2021
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 15, 2021
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    Say three Hail Marys, Roger !!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 15, 2021
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    I tried honestly but the i keep hearing these voices in my head saying what she ever done for me and her names is Elizabeth anyway
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 15, 2021
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    Dis you say, Roger Hail Mary?
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 18, 2021
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    Back in church next Sunday, Rev'd ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 18, 2021
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    the congregation are pining for him, if he can pull himself away from the nuns quarters
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 18, 2021
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