So, no Rev'd Didley behind the altar yesterday - where on earth was he ? It was like the Marie Celeste in church, all the parishoners whispering....
Hearyee, Hearyee, Hearyee! All stand. Reverend Squat now presiding. Donations requested to restock the bar which copped a hammering over the weekend. All yes who have sinned…… wait your turn behind me. Now, where is nun Rosie?
She was last seen with parishioner Roger, Rev'd, and he had this wicked look on his face and was dribbling! Don't tell him I told you......
I Wasn't doing anything nasty just sharpening my darts in the back seat of the hearse, however People may have come to the wrong Conclusion only seeing what the top half of me was doing, and i was not playing with my appendage