Just had a text message from one of the nuns, complaining that Rev'd. Didley has failed to show up for the third day running. They are furious, cos he promised them an endless supply of vodka....
Oh, don't be like that Rog. He is a kind and wonderful person he can't help being a tight fisted wallaby.......
I resemble that remark! You got the first bit right but the tight fisted detail was obviously….. Sans or that Kiwi fellow!