I'm sad to report that Ted has been the victim of an unfortunate accident please log in to view this image
yes yes yes wow wow wow when john lennon came to me in a dream he said ill tell you what ted your old qpr wont win anything i know you love them but ted take my work to anfield and together ted me and you we are going to win that cup for them he then sang to me ALL YOU NEED IS TED DA DA DA A DA DA DA and very da he kissed me on the cheek but he told me ted find page moss i have no idea what that means you tell magical scousers what does page moss mean is it rhyming slang for something what does it mean that is the key to liverpools success in the cup