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  1. Treble

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    Water makes different pouring sounds depending on its temperature.
     
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    The half-life of uranium 238 is of 4.5 billion years while uranium 235 has a half-life of 700 million years.
     
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  3. Skylarker

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    Viagra makes flowers stay fresh for longer.
     
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    Is this what you're doing with it now the pussy has dried up ?
     
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    This is likely true, but I'm sure I heard it was less in the Chernobyl series.
     
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  6. Skylarker

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    It hasn't dried up, I dried up. I'm broken, cock is battered.
     
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    Koala have fingerprints
     
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    Cheers Petal <ok>
     
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    2 to 3 teaspoons of raw nutmeg can induce hallucinations, convulsions, pain, nausea, and paranoia that can last for several days.
     
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    Only the ones that have been arrested <ok>
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You ****ed your dog’s mother?
     
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    No...!

    It was his mother’s dog...
     
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  13. Skylarker

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    The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
     
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    Phew ... that makes it okay then
     
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    If you didn't know that I seriously wonder what you did with your life between the ages of 5-10.
     
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    If you keep a Goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
     
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  17. HRH Custard VC

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    Its not the uranium its Plutonium thats the big problem
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

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    Vaping more than 3ml per day turns you homosexual.
     
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    A Rat can last longer without water than a Camel
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

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    Most rats smoke L&B though not Camel.
     
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