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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by BobbyD, Jun 6, 2019.

  1. FosseFilberto

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    ...apart from Erik the Benevolent ... he was a real sweetie
     
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    I bet you pillaged a few villages with him back in your 20s you old rebel you<laugh>
     
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    HIAG's terms for Piskie's G Spot :bandit:
     
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    All makes sense now. Piskies "black hole" and hiag getting lost in there
     
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    In the original written version of Sleeping beauty.

    Prince Charming isn't a Prince, he's a king that is already married and there is nothing charming about him.

    He rapes sleeping beauty while she sleeps (many times) gets her pregnant with twins and it's not him that wakes her, it's her babies when they're born they suck on her finger and wake her up.

    Oh, and the King ends up burning his wife alive in the end so he can marry the girl instead...

    ... And because this was from the middle ages the rapist, wife killing, king is considered a hero in the story.
     
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    Piskie completely comfortable with it all, but HIAG still repressed and in self-denial claiming Piskie's black hole doesn't exist and he's never been there.
     
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    And that is where the saying "If it moves fck it. If it doesn't move, fck it anyway it might be asleep" comes from.
     
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    No wonder hiag is all in on the electric universe. The spark and chemistry between them two is basically his life
     
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    Speaking of old stories.


    In the original version of Pinocchio, Pinocchio murders the cricket (the cricket only lasted a few paragraphs not a big deal like Disney version)

    The story ends with Pinocchio dead hanging from a tree never becoming a real boy.

    Later though a publisher convinced the author to write more to the story so a later version by the same author has Pinocchio being resurrected by a fairy and eventually becoming a real boy. The original he just died though, killed off for being a twat.
     
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    In the original Robin Hood stories, Robin Hood didn't steal from the rich to give to the poor.

    He just stole money from everyone and kept it for himself because he was an asshole.

    It was only in later stories he became a folk hero that helped out the poor instead of stealing from them.
     
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    And this is where the phrase "It's just not cricket" comes from.
     
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    Robin Hood and his merry men would often disguise their identities by switching the first letter of their names around.

    So when they went into nearby towns and villages Robin Hood became Hobin Rood, and Little John became Jittle Lohn.

    Friar Tuck wasn't allowed to come.
     
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    There was this one time ....
     
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    @Slurpcock

    Remind of this thread come the end of the year awards.
     
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    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    In the original Cinderella the sisters cut off their toes to try to get the slipper on.
     
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    Cats make up 20% of the diet of urban coyotes.
     
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    Justice league is a really **** film.
     
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    Yanks think they can drink
     
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    since (the small planet) Pluto was discovered it has travelled only one third of its orbit around the sun.

    discovered in 1930.
     
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