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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by BobbyD, Jun 6, 2019.

  1. PINKIE

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    Butterflies taste with their feet.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Go. Is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
     
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    Grease was first performed live in Greece.
     
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    Piskie passed every O-level exam in 1993 despite being stuck inside a log in the wild for 4 months, where he survived by eating damp moss.
     
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    And licking toads.
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    There are 2 types of wasps, sociable and unsociable..
     
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    Also welsh wasps are very sexy*


    * so says Metth
     
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    An average 18 acres of Pizza is consumed in the US each day
     
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    There's also no firey explosions in the absence of oxygen.
     
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    hqdefault (1).jpg
     
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    Technically in Star Trek they don't travel faster than light they just appear to because they are making short cuts through space with a warp engine.
     
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    I bet mosquitos kill more.
     
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    Or to feed babies to bees
     
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    You consume 1/10th of a calorie when you lick a stamp
     
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    If you pee into a milk bottle containing potassium it would cause an implosion that would suck your dick into the bottle and get it stuck there.

    / Has actually happened
    / Not to me, this was in 19th Century
     
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    ^^^^ Probably the only scenario where Matth would get a blow job.
     
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    The average human produces 1lb of poop a day per 170lbs of body weight.

    So a 16st man (224lbs) poops on average 1.3lbs a day and a 9st woman (126lbs) poops on average just 3/4 of a lb a day.
     
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    Drinking caffeinated coffee decreases your chance of kidney stones by 10%... But decaf increases your chance of kidney stones by 10%.

    Drinking alcopops makes you fancy bees.
     
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    Non decaf coffee also contains compounds which break up and remove plaque from your teeth.
     
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