The underrated thread

butterface.

 

I think sleeping is underrated

I’ve heard many ****s over the years comin out with ****e like

‘I’ll sleep when I’m dead’

****in stupid

I love my sleep

 

same, love my afternoon nap.

 

Sleeps really important to me, it dictates what kind of mood I'll be in for the day and how much tolerance of people I'm going to have.

 

Loud farts. I still cock my leg and apply pressure when I feel one coming hoping for one that's going to shake the house to it's foundations and can be heard anywhere within a ten mile radius. I'm just proud when I do a loud one, but when somebody else does a loud fart I still crack up laughing and that can really change a persons mood.

 

Nothing underrated about loud farts then.

 

Dunno, most people seem to lose the comedy aspect of farting as they grow older but it's always stayed with me. I think they're hilarious. Some bores even get offended by them

 

I remember my dad dying upstairs in his bedroom with just days (in fact hours) to go. My 6-year-old niece was ushered up to see him for the last time. He could barely speak, but due to his condition, let out a fart like a charging African elephant's trumpet. My niece giggled, then squealed with laughter. Then my dad laughed, his last ever.

Farts are boss, and always will be.

 

We used to save em up & walk past a classmate sittting down, grab the head with one hand, cock the leg and lift the cheek to the head in one swift firm/forceful maneuver while releasing bum bomb.

I do that to my mrs and a few of my mates to this day.

My kids gonna wake up and taste my **** everyday if I'm up 1st..

 

Nearly 40 ^^^^

 

Even if I was nearly close to that mate, ya never to old to grab ya birds face and shove it between ya cheeks as you release warm hell.

Even funnier when they asleep.

I wake her up with a gentle cock slap on the mush regularly too. More than once a month anyway

 

We live in different worlds mate, that’s for sure.