Off Topic The weekend thread

So what are you ****s up to this weekend??

If you’ve got nothing planned just do a haig and make something ridiculous up..

 

I accidentally drank 7 pints last night so can’t be arsed to go out tonight.

Off to a festival Saturday and Sunday. So plan on drinking lots listening to **** music and eating weird food..

 

Unlucky mate. I hate that when it happens! No warnings, just happens!

 

I know. It’s a real life trauma. End up being force fed pints of pravha.

 

Bought a new laptop so will see what that does. It has an i7 processor and an SSD hard drive so I'm told... so that makes it good apparently. My favourite bit is the finger print scanner that I'll never use.

So that's what I'll be doing for 20 mins tomorrow, the rest of the day I have no idea.

 

Would imagine it does the same things as an old laptop only slightly faster.

 

I'll be able to destroy HIAG faster? I already own the world record!

 

You’ll probably accidentally access Grinder ya bandit.

 

Work this morning then off to get smashed in a field.

 

Well it would be an accident then wouldn't it... so it doesn't count

 

Migrant fruit picker ^^^

 

Only thing I will be picking are my kecks out of my sweaty arse crack.

Off to a free festival.

 

Spent 7 mins on the laptop, it really is great. My favourite part is the charger port.

Now watching SSN and waiting around until 6 in Prestwich before I go to a birthday party... living my best life.

 

Cool, don’t eat too much Jelly.

 

No carbs before Marbs mate.

 

Eatings cheating.

 

Saw the Cheeky Girls in a club last night.

There's something I never thought I'd say.

 

Watching the Open.

You know the guys you've had a bet on are having a bad day when they just stop showing them on TV. Which is a bugger as I had high hopes.

Was at a 7 a side football comp for six hours earlier. It's ****ing mid July ffs. Was ok as it goes but junior football can **** off till September now, thanks.

Few beers and wines tonight, sort the Mrs out later, probably, then cricket in the morning followed by golf (playing) for me early afternoon and then final round of Open and a barbie after that

Good weekend all round all told.

 

Been recovering from a nasty bug (like a cretin still made it into work mist days) so taking it easy this weekend. Was supposed to go away tomorrow for a week's walking in the Highlands but the Doctor advised against it as I was going on my own

Still might find room for some sneaky beers tonight though...

 

I’m hungover.

Festival was funny. May go back today and try and drink through this.