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Off Topic Things that Reiver (Smug) 'Is Responsible' For

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  1. Draig

    Draig Well-Known Member

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    Going on from Oddbod blaming Reiver for the collapse of the takeover and a couple of the funny comments in the "SD has decided to sell" thread, I thought this deserved a thread all of its own.

    I'll continue with Reiver is responsible for...

    The Tories winning a landslide at the General Election, because all his talk about billionaires and oligarchs made people long for that lifestyle, so reject socialism
     
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  2. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    I heard he made the first ever racist comment.
     
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  3. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I invented paper cuts specifically to target office workers .....
     
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  4. Comfy

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    He was responsible for the 1-2 defeat of England against Iceland and the subsequent arrival of Sam allardyce in the England hot seat leaving every Sunderland fan dismayed at the horrendous fall of their beloved team. To even things up he was the one that stitched Sam up and not the news of the world
     
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  5. flandersmackem

    flandersmackem Well-Known Member

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    rumour has it he is responsible for climate change.
     
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    Has he cancelled the trains
     
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  7. MrRAWhite

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    He is responsible for the demise of white dog ****e..
     
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  8. vinkel

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    I blame him for everything.
    Ps, who is he.
     
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  9. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    [QUOTE="vinkel, The man who Hitler called extreme..
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    on the bright side he is responsible for the invention of duck tape, the ducks owner needed something for when smug got randy, i blame all the country air as well does something with the hormones,<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  11. Norm

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    He has single handily had the SMB dribbler Pancho crying in his mug of Horlicks, daily! Well done that man!
     
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  12. Vincemac

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    Yeh
     
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  13. Norm

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    Yeah!
     
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    He has the other sock of all my odd pairs
     
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  15. flandersmackem

    flandersmackem Well-Known Member

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    The only man who can make Chuck Norris 5hit himself
     
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    Blyth_bucaneer Well-Known Member

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    I reckon it was smug who got shot of Bovril crisps, the absolute rotter.
     
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  17. Smug in Boots

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    That's why my wrestling nickname was 'Laxative' <laugh>
     
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    He turn plugs prong side up and then moves them into the path of those whom are barefoot
     
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    I'd only just seen on RTG that Smugs getting the blame actually made me laugh.

    Crackers lol
     
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    He artificially inseminated the virgin Mary
     
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