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Things to do in Portsmouth when you're dead

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  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Got a mate heading to Gosport for work for a few days and staying in Portsmouth at weekend

    What shenanigans can I suggest he embark on?

    Poovier the better
     
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    Mind The Duck, Aug 25, 2016
  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Tell him to stay indoors. He will either get ****ed or ****ed if he strays outside in Portsmouth at the weekend.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 25, 2016
  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Is there a risk of aids?
     
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    Mind The Duck, Aug 25, 2016
  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Aye. First Aids probably.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wait, who was that wee burd that used come on here? She wiz fae Portsmouth as she not?
     
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    Gambol, Aug 25, 2016
  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Venom?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 25, 2016
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Nah, she wiz a nice wee bit. No been on for ages.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 25, 2016
  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Venom?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 25, 2016
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nah, she wiz a nice wee bit. No been on for ages.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 25, 2016
  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Southampton. CUT remember her name. Had her pic as her avatar and it was a wid?
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    She was from Southampton, which is far nicer than portsmouth, & where the people do not have webbed feet.

    I assumed you'd either scared her off, or buried her in your back garden.
     
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    Archers Road, Aug 25, 2016
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye. She wiz shagging sumbdy from on here as I recall.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 25, 2016
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Whit wiz her username again. It's annoying the **** out me I can't remember it.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 25, 2016
  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Aye some roaster from MANCHESTER I think pumped her and dumped her.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 25, 2016
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's her!

    Lovely lassie. I wish I'd shared some durty PM's with her :bandit:
     
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    Gambol, Aug 25, 2016
  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    NEVER capitalise Manchester. It's no worth it.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 25, 2016
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Dunno what happened.

    SOZ.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 25, 2016
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's OK.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 25, 2016
  20. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Clicked on her profile and she has most certainly not got her own photo as her avatar now!!! <laugh>
     
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    GroveRanger, Aug 26, 2016
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