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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Howden Tigress, Dec 21, 2017.

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  1. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    21. He only comes once a year, but when he does he fills your stockings
     
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    dennisboothstash, Dec 21, 2017
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  2. Pat E O'Dors

    Pat E O'Dors Well-Known Member

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    Can I have a look at your bag that you keep your nuts in.
     
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    Pat E O'Dors, Dec 21, 2017
  3. BrisbaneTiger

    BrisbaneTiger Well-Known Member

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    Would you like to pull this with me? If you do you can wear some of what comes out just after it explodes...
    <cracker><cracker><cracker><cracker>
     
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    BrisbaneTiger, Dec 21, 2017
  4. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    "Well, if Ouzo is all that's left..."
     
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    Steven Toast, Dec 21, 2017
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  5. Steve.R

    Steve.R Active Member

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    The queen of the double entendre.
     
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  6. BillyBobBallbag

    BillyBobBallbag Well-Known Member

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    I fill our lasses stockings regular, she kills me when I ladder them putting them on though. :emoticon-0135-makeu
     
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    BillyBobBallbag, Dec 21, 2017
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  7. Red top reader

    Red top reader Well-Known Member

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    "Does my arse look fat in these" never gets too old...
     
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    Red top reader, Dec 22, 2017
  8. GLP

    GLP Well-Known Member

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    That crane will fit under those bridges, no problem!
     
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    GLP, Dec 22, 2017
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  9. Godrevy Buoy

    Godrevy Buoy Well-Known Member

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    Watch out he’s coming down the chimney !
     
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    Godrevy Buoy, Dec 22, 2017
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  10. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    Would you like some chest nut-stuffing with the main course ?
     
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    tigerscanada, Dec 22, 2017
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  11. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    "Are they predicting a white Christmas darling ?".
    "I think it's going to rein deer !"
     
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    tigerscanada, Dec 22, 2017
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  12. Arnold_Lane_HCFC

    Arnold_Lane_HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Two plump ones are quite nice.
     
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    Arnold_Lane_HCFC, Dec 22, 2017
  13. Godrevy Buoy

    Godrevy Buoy Well-Known Member

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    Those crackers are a bit damp.
     
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    Godrevy Buoy, Dec 22, 2017
  14. Arnold_Lane_HCFC

    Arnold_Lane_HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Trim your tree :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    Arnold_Lane_HCFC, Dec 22, 2017
  15. Godrevy Buoy

    Godrevy Buoy Well-Known Member

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    Can I have more breast ?
     
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    Godrevy Buoy, Dec 22, 2017
  16. Godrevy Buoy

    Godrevy Buoy Well-Known Member

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    I’d like to tuck into your pudding !
     
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    Godrevy Buoy, Dec 22, 2017
  17. Arnold_Lane_HCFC

    Arnold_Lane_HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Usually overheard at a cultural event like an office party.

    Do you want to ****?
     
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    Arnold_Lane_HCFC, Dec 22, 2017
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  18. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Did you have much success with that line?
     
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    Mr Hatem, Dec 22, 2017
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  19. Fez

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    Happy Christmas
     
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    Fez, Dec 22, 2017
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  20. TigerinSydney

    TigerinSydney Well-Known Member

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    His hand never said no
     
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    TigerinSydney, Dec 23, 2017
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