Three Wise Men 2017 (Prem Version)

for HiaG a map of California (He will not find Vegas on it)
for Tobes a book on financial terrorism (£2 Billion is peanuts to monkeys)
for Luv a free download of the alcoholic anonymous app (for calling me a cnut)

A few rules, all posts have to contain a maximum of three gifts and no less than three gifts for three different user accounts, otherwise post as many times as you like.

So keep within the ****ing rules, what do you bring?...

 

A Brazilian tranny with an ounce.. @Skylarker
A double ended dildo @PISKIE and @Hoddle Is A God
A book of short verses @FosseFilberto

 

For Spurlock - Hypocrisy & Nepotism ... a book by Quentin Fitzdildo

For HIAG - a spine

For AKCJ - The Ignore Function - A Beginners Guide

Merry Xmas to everyone else

 

Merry Xmas Comm ... some would say the Satanic ones might be more apt in my case

 

As long as they are less than 10 words, my little hobbit friend from the shire

 

I'm still pissing myself laughing at these

 

I get some on here, will just send you a bullet.

 

A double xmas bucket from KFC @Big Ern
A TV @PISKIE the pikey
A Pompey scarf @The Liebherr Legacy

 

haha, never. I had a dream years ago I was eating fried chicken, lovely and brown and crispy, but when I bit into it it was cold and raw underneath. Haven't been able to eat fried chicken since.
yeah, ****ed up.

 

Comm - a map of League 1 football grounds (just in case)
Skylarker - a Betamax video player - to watch Liverpool title triumphs on
Bodinki - 'girlfriend repair patches' and latex adhesive

 

Surely you have one kicking about, seeing as that was where you came from not long ago.

 

A bong loaded with an ounce @Spurlock
'How to win friends and influence people' by Dale Carnegie @Hoddle Is A God
Leicester City 2015/16 DVD @FosseFilberto as his is probably worn out by now


Edited due to derping.

 

... not half as much as the 2015/16 tbf

 

... it's in the post ... hopefully it will take you on the same 8 year journey

 

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Okay rummaging around in my big sack, I have the following for :

@PleaseNotPoll - 6 week anger management course.

@Bodinki - A packet of lawn seed.

@Hoddle Is A God - A pair of bollocks.

 

@FosseFilberto - Hypocrisy and Nepotism ll - a book by the author Fockes Cesar Blind. I think he is Dutch/Brazilian...it's a good read.

@Bodinki - Scrabble - so he can practice how to write 'sorry'

@The Gingermeister - a bottle of Calvin Kleins classic 'Obsession'