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Tinned Lettuce

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  1. brb

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    Why has no one thought of it yet?
     
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    brb, Jul 16, 2019
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    Actually we could have tinned cabbage @Commachio
     
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  3. Tobes

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    Lettuce you say....:bandit:
     
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    Tinned food is for winners.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jul 16, 2019
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  5. brb

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    I wonder if it smells as bad as it looks!
     
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    I wouldn't go anywhere ****ing near it.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

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    Probably.

    You meant good tho right?
     
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  8. brb

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    Looks repulsive....now i know what @Skylarker means, when he says he gets his birds from TINder.
     
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    brb, Jul 16, 2019
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    Difference is, that Sky has to dip himself in chlorine after he’s tasted the bird.
     
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    <laugh>

    Chlorinated canned hotdogs :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  11. Diego

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    Nah mate, it smells nice and clean from the chlorine :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    It looks horrendous. I'm not squeamish when it comes to food but I wouldn't eat that ****.
     
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    But would you know if it was cooked :bandit:
     
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  14. Stan

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    I'd wager it doesn't look quite right.
     
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    Health and safety
     
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    Because it’s a really dumb idea, possibly?...
     
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    You just have !
     
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  18. brb

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    Not really mate, think of the different canned varieties you could have....i reckon canned slug and lettuce would go off the shelves in no time.
     
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    You mean that subtle combination of the crunchy lettuce and the soft, slimy slug.


    Yeah...should sell like, like...Er...canned slug and lettuce!....
     
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    You've just given me an idea for the Asian market, cats eyeballs & lettuce....yummy!
     
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