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Tiote facts - to cheer us all up

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Spiderman-Mask, Feb 1, 2011.

  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Pards enhances the beautiful game with his well thought out, well oiled tactics. We will be back to our free flowing spell in the spring of his first full season next year and everything will be hunky dory. Then we can all have a good ol cockney knees.

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    Me and Jim

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  2. Boa

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    Are you of your pills or something?

    FOCUS
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You not attending the knees up then?
     
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  4. Boa

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    No I'm in horizontal mode
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Aye but blowing off a sky engineer is cheating.
     
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  6. Boa

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    I work for SKY now but not in that capacity
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Your good at removing equipment
     
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  8. Boa

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    Sky don't even offer that service - I do this for my people.
     
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    Your people will be grateful oh mighty one.
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    Must be a very old one of Jim, the Baldy old coot hasn't had any hair for as long as I've known him.
     
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  12. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Why, on earth, would he have a Belgian licence? He played for Anderlecht, yes, but he was in holland for like 4 years after that... Surely he'd have a Dutch one?

    Clearly the idiots at the DVLA don't have any interest in football, which at least allows me a rational reason to consider them with contempt.
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

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    Get it all off your chest TJPF.
     
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  14. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Mr Tiote faces the following charges:

    Fraud by false representation in that in December he had a genuine Belgian driving licence, to get a UK licence.
    Possessing an ID document "that was false and that you knew or believed was false, namely a Belgian driving licence with the intention of using the document to establish personal information about you".
    Making a false statement to obtain insurance in September 2011.
    Driving a Chevrolet without a licence in February.
    Driving the Chevrolet without third party insurance on the same date.

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    maybe the Police didn't like Chevy's
    he should of drove a Ferrari instead
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Should have took that chevy to the levee

    [video=youtube;uAsV5-Hv-7U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U[/video]
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Should have just said he was Lewis Hamilton.
     
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  17. Enricky.

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    Don't know where to put this but this may cheer you up. It was posted on the Mignolet thread on our board, quite funny tbh.

    Waaaaaa! <cry>

    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Bump.

    He's back.
     
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  19. Tinobest

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    Add Content
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    When dark times are upon us... this thread helps the gloom lift...
     
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