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Tiote facts - to cheer us all up

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  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Cheik tiote died and went to hell. Scared the **** out of the devil and got sent back.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), May 5, 2014
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Some say Tiote told HBA that Mcdonalds food is the way forward.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Others say that Tiote rang John Terry for 30 seconds at full time in the CL semi final.... cue Terry tears...
     
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

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    Probably more the corrected version to be fair
     
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  5. Howe's about that then?

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    Cheik Tiote stood in for Keifer Sutherland on day 7 of 24, but he's such a good actor nobody noticed
     
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    Howe's about that then?, May 5, 2014
  6. Agent Bruce.

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    Tiote told Poyet he couldn't use the toilet and had to make other plans.
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    Tiote told Sunderland to paint their seats pink.

    Tiote created the Warm Glow.

    Tiote told Gerrard to fall over vs Chelski and throw the title.
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

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    Ah Tiote, one of the few fit to wear the shirt. Rumour has it, he invented snickers.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, May 5, 2014
  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It just seems apt to bump this. He gave us enjoyment on and off the pitch.

    Ahh RIP big man.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his wardrobe for Tiote.
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The big bad wolf is scared of Tiote.
     
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  12. Delusional Full Stop

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    Tiote didn't have to blow the house down, he just looked at it.
     
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  13. GeordieHalfbreed

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    If only, eh?
     
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  14. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Yer the context of what I wrote has a whole solemn meaning to it now.

    Scary.
     
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    Tiote recollects the day he was conceived.
     
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  16. cronemeister

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    Tiote is actually made of Krypton, he could kill superman by just standing next to him.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Only Tiote could ever talk about fight club.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Bump… one of the classics to raise a smile.
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    Tiote made PIF buy NUFC.
     
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