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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Today I woke up with a sore threat :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 3, 2018
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Today, l woke up sore.
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 4, 2018
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    Today I woke up holding a saw.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 6, 2018
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I see the saw.
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 7, 2018
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    I'm still a bit saw
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 7, 2018
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    I saw that coming
     
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    UTRs, Nov 7, 2018
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    I see nothing coming.
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 8, 2018
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I was so drunk I woke up in a store
     
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    kiwiqpr, Nov 28, 2018
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I was so store, l woke up in a drunk!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 28, 2018
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    I was so woke, I drunk up store
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I see your drunk and raise you a store!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 6, 2018
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    How many storeys are there in your store, Didley ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 6, 2018
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    One more than yours, Woops!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 8, 2018
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    Today, l went to do a quote at a clients home.
    The home was a farm out in the bush on many acres.
    The house has a 20 odd metre elevated roofed deck with brick columns, holding the roof.
    The brick columns were just over 3 metres apart.
    Apparently, they have a regular guest which happens to be a long snake which can wrap itself around one column and onto the next!
    I'm working there next week!
    We may need to start a RIP thread soon!
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 9, 2019
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    WANTED - Snake Catcher with plenty of experience and 100% record.
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 9, 2019
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    Samuel L Jackson?
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Feb 9, 2019
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    Today, I woke up after dreaming about Dianne Abbott :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 12, 2019
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    Probably best to stay in bed, mate.................... you'll get well soon!
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 23, 2019
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    was there a wet patch
     
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    ... and thought I’m off to Wimbledon
     
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