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Match Day Thread Toon Army vs Citeh

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Tash, Aug 13, 2022.

  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    could JONATHAN MOSS pick a more unexperienced set of officials for this game FFS <doh>

    Referee: Jarred Gillett. (only 10 premier league games and 2 of them was with us - had just as many VAR games last season for us than actual refffing premier games in total)

    Assistants: Lee Betts, Ian Hussin.

    Fourth official: Tony Harrington. (only 2 premier league games and 1 was with us)

    VAR: Peter Bankes. (13 premier league games and 2 was with us -- does a lot more VAR work than reffing)
    Assistant VAR: Marc Perry
     
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  2. Maximin Effort

    Maximin Effort Well-Known Member

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    Like the experienced ones have ever done us any favours. Might be better at it than the old ones
     
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    you would expect a mix of experience not just the cannon fodder that we seem to get
     
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  4. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Tony Harrington and Peter Bankes sound like a couple of nice retired grandfathers from the west country who like country walks and the odd pint in their local.

    Jarred Gillett though, that's a ****ing name, sounds like a galactic space avenger with deadly ninja skills and supernatural powers.
     
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  5. JakartaToon

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    They probably use City games against lower opposition to train the less experienced ones. If they make few mistakes it doesn’t matter as the opposition won’t complain about a **** decision or two when they lose 5-0 any mistakes against City is just like handicapping them a bit anyway.
     
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  6. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Tony Harrington is from Artlepool
    Jarrad Gillet is a native from Austrailia
    Peter Bankes is a Scouser raised on broth

    all with very limited experience in the premier - basically they are championship refs - fast tracked
    I expect that we see a lot of these 3 in different permutations this season
     
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  7. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Calling it now - Howe to recognize City's inverted fullbacks and play a 5-4-1 diamond, changing to a 3-4-2-1 in attack. Botman vs Haarland will be tasty!

    --------------Pope
    ------Schar Botman Burn
    Trippier-----Bruno ------Targett
    --------Willock - Joelinton
    --------------Almiron
    ---------------Wilson
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Sacrifice Schar who goes in to him with a knee in the thigh
     
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  9. Obi Wan

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    .................Pope...Dubs....
    ......Schar..Lascelles..Botman..Burn
    Tripp...........Joelinton.........Targett
    .....................Bruno
    ....................Wilson

    Sacrifice Lascelles by taking out Haaland and De Bruyne as they line up in the tunnel.
     
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  10. Dr Van Helsing

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    Same team as vs forest
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Citeh are too good
     
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    And we’ll be three good
     
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  13. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    go forth and multiply
     
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    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Not sure @Welshie and I can multiply.
     
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  16. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Where there's a will
     
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    You make off with will and I’ll stay home. :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  18. Delusional Full Stop

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    Forget the tunnel. Just get them as they get off the coach.
     
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  19. Darth Tash

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    Oh... so finally people are coming around to the idea that we need to ****ing drop ASM for this game as he'll be absolutely useless!!!!!

    ----------------------Wilson---------------------
    Almiron----------------------------------Murphy
    ---------Joelinton-Bruno--Willock---------
    Targett-----Burn------Schar-------Trippier
    ----------------------Pope-------------------------

    I don't think we want to be playing 5 at the back tbh. We just need 5 hard working midfield players to not allow city to settle.

    Sitting playing 5 at the back is basically just waiting for the inevitable.

    I'd play Murphy as he's got defensive quality, and is capable of bagging an assist and is useful on the break with pace.

    We need our fullbacks to be covered properly, so 5-3-2 doesn't work IMO.
     
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  20. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Anyone out and about this Sunday before the game , for a pint or 2 <cheers>

    Remember I'm T total and will remember what happens and will tell all <laugh>
     
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