Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Borussia Dortmund

Anyone got a defibrillator I can use?

 

Dicking around at the back again. Will they never ****ing learnL!...

 

WTF Foyth! X2

 

Can somebody tell Lee Dickson that there's 21 players on the pitch who aren't Jadon Sancho?

 

Foyth in bonzo mode.

 

Hopefully those two scares will make foyth think a bit differently. Keep it simple.

There’s already an element of bus parking with Dortmund’s start to the game. We can’t afford to let them have chances from our own mistakes.

 

Aurier has the first touch of a ****ing JCB!....

 

Someone go and break the skin on that ****ing drum already.

 

Jeez our control of the ball is appalling..... Cannot afford to give this many opportunities to a good side like BD.

 

This is going to be a loooong feckin' night....

 

FFS Sancho love fest

 

Already it’s clear to see we need an outball target man to hold up the ball. Llorente can do that job. Just means someone coming off

 

Agreed. On paper we’ve got some handy attackers on the pitch, but dortmund are suffocating us. We have no one to aim crosses at, and at the same time they aren’t letting us play through them. It’s gonna take something special for us to break the deadlock as things stand.

 

Think I've had enough of Aurier. Nothing he does gives me any confidence and he seems in a totally different wavelength to his team mates.

 

Clear foul on vertonghen.

 

Foyth for Llorente might make sense, all things considered. Change of shape but we’ll just have to cope.

 

How has that not been given?!

 

Im firmly in the KWP camp.
The other two are distinctly average, and often liabilities.

 

Sissoko’s got one hell of a motor on him

 

Nice move down the right there. More of that please. COYS