Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea

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  1. Spurlock

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    Superstar was at the game

     
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    I apologise if I am getting a bit boring on this subject, but I would like to thank Sky once again for having an even handed approach their choice of ex-players for last nights game. I have no problem with Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink to represent Chelsea I think he is a half decent pundit but to have the Darren Bent to supposedly offer balance as an ex Spurs player is frankly laughable it is well known that he is a gooner and he hates us because Sandra was a better finisher. And don't even get me started on Alan Smith, still we had the last laugh and we actually got more praise from JFH than from the Sunderland penalty misser.
     
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    glass half empty kind of day?

    Just imagine the fume in that room last night <laugh>

    im glass half full this morning
     
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    Niall Quinn is another one that used to be wheeled out as co-commentator for Spurs games.
    They should be forced to have Teddy as co-commentator for Goon PL matches.
     
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    Compare and contrast
     
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    How wonderful, no VAR. I enjoyed a football match again. VAR must go.
     
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    Left.
     
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  11. The RDBD

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    I am awaiting the Babylon Bee or Onion sports desk update telling
    us Spurs were forced to forfeit the game due to new WHL using
    "Europa League" dimension goal posts (which explains how
    Mount hit them) .
     
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    lovin it <laugh>
     
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    This 100%, all VAR is there for is to give the officials a second chance to favour their favourite clubs, it is no surprise that in the first season of VAR, Pool won so many points and United got back in the CL.
     
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    THFC - the holy shrine that rejuvenates the health of the elderly
    to "kick the can" levels.
     
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    I had an augury. On about the second or third penalty kick, an osprey landed on top of a telephone poll about 20 yards from me. I thought, F*ck me, you'd think that enormous, mostly white raptor's sudden appearance would be a good sign. It's not as if ospreys are common as pig tracks around here. I never saw an osprey in my first half century. The annalists used to make a big deal of eagles landing on the Capital building, but this one had much more impressive timing.

    I always wanted to be an augur. Interpreting the future according to the behavior of birds doesn't seem like it would involve a lot of heavy lifting.
     
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    Did you notice both goalies guessed wrong. They may as well stand still and hope it comes straight at them.
     
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  17. SpursDisciple

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    So you just need to get the Osprey to land again 3 times on command and bang, we have a trophy. Get it sorted.
     
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    I know he likes to eat fish. I know where he likes to perch. All I need to do is put a fish on top of that telephone pole every kickoff. You'd think getting up the telephone pole would be a problem, but the telephone pole is in the parking lot of my climbing gym.

    So, cue the "Idiot dies in bizarre accident" story.
     
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    It’s official, rwaeb is Florida Man
     
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    Thats harsh on Hugo he went the right way twice - 2/5 is about right in a 50/50 lottery.
     
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