Transfer Rumours transfer thread fact and fiction

Ndombele Watch
RMC have suggested that he's considering signing a contract extension with Lyon with a view of getting a Big Move™ next summer

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Looks like we can cross Milan Badelj off the list too, he's heading to Zenit.

And I thought this year was going to be the year we signed him, a mere seven years after he was first linked with us...

 

Back to business

Levy still scratching his head regarding bolstering up the first team

Needs to hurry up

 

Grealish will get done in time for you to get your
"Welcome to Spurs" banner ready.

 

Yep! Local brummy papers reckon it’ll be done within a week.

Suuuuuper!
Super Jack!

 

That's great...hopefully I see him make a League cup appearance for us

 

The T+Cs are that he has to change his first name to "Harry"
( "Jack" has verminous overtones for Spurs) .

 

Mahrez signing can't be good news for Sterling. Sane, Silva or Sterling. Hmm which one would you drop. With Jesus and Aguero as well they have a lot of options up front.

 

Jack won’t care. He’s still gonna bring that brummy swagger with his slick haircut and rolled down socks.

 

Yeah for sure. City are a joke now, talent in that side really should be winning the CL this coming season, let alone the Prem.

 

So where is our superstar signing playing?

Or more to the point...which Reccaro seat will he be occupying for the next few years?

 

I’ll tell you in four weeks time, mate.

I’ll also tell you what your avatar will be for that following month

 

You have a word with Levy mate...remind him it's the first team that needs strengthening, not the second string to help us get to the latter stages of the League cup.

 

What day does the Spurs transfer window open and close?

 

Super Jack is gonna win us the league, let alone the league cup.

Have faith though, Spurly, ****’s about to get real!

 

Opens Thursday 9th August at 16:00.
Closes Thursday 9th August at 17:00.

 

So why are we discussing it now?

 

Because we wouldn’t be Spurs fans if we didn’t. We’re building the excitement and anticipation.

 

Only to be let down at the last minute or totally surprised. Who saw VdV coming? How many of us discussed the possibility of him arriving?

 

Feckit, fast forward to the 9th of August........

How the feck are we going to fit Messi, Bale and Modric all into our lineup? Does anyone think that Sissoko will be dropped to the bench to accommodate one of them?

or will it be.....

Glen fekking Murray!!!, noooooooo