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Turkish delight

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Oct 16, 2017.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Had my first ever hot towel shave yesterday at the local Turks, I felt a bit uncomfortable at first, what with a Turk standing behind me with an open razor at my neck but it turned out to be a wholly pleasurable experience.

    Never thought I'd enjoy a swarthy man rubbing his hands all over my face but you live and learn.

    Any of you latents a fan of the hot towel shave?
     
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  2. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    No, I'm quite capable of shaving myself.
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I would heartily recommend a proper hot towel and straight razor shave. Place I go to also does a neck/shoulder/arm massage thrown in with the hair cut and shave. Pricey at £45 but even an ugly mug like me likes to feel top dollar every now and then. Most of the time I go for the cheap and cheerful local barbers for a trim but once in a while a bit of pampering is worth it.

    Certainly on the poovey side though but as I am a confident heterosexual man it holds no fear for me.
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

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    Had a couple and the head massage is very relaxing:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    What about your balls though?
     
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  6. gas

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    My misses shaves ma cock and balls quite regularly.
     
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  7. Patience

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    In Doobye it's part and parcel of the haircutting experience to get a head and shoulder massage. The fact it's a smelly Jingly bastard matters not a jot to someone like me who embraces the cultural melting pot of this world.
     
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Only poofs shave

    Hope this helps.
     
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  9. Tina.

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    You have a hairy cock? <yikes>
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Not any more.

    Pay attention ffs.
     
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  11. GroveRanger

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    The OP has opened up other questions - has anyone had a Turkish Bath?

    Never been to one myself and after seeing Midnight Express I don't think I'd ever be comfortable giving myself over to the hands of a hairy Turk.
     
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  12. Strange Nipples ST

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    No, never had a Turkish bath. Never had a Turkish shave. Never had a back, sack and crack. Never shaved my chest. Never been ****ed up the arse by another man or a woman with a strap-on (@monacoger )

    Now **** off and take your latent homosexual **** elsewhere.
     
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  13. GroveRanger

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    Not even a bit of a pokey bumhole tuggery?
     
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    :emoticon-0138-think

    Are you a ****ing monk? :smile:
     
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  15. Tina.

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    <laugh> he doth protest too much.
     
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  16. Strange Nipples ST

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    I did when you tried to rape me.
     
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    £45....Glad I live in the north... Hop on a truck at calais keep quiet for 300 mile shaves free for life
     
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    Less than 10% Like to post ratio...^^
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Some ****in skulduggery goin on here.
     
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