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  1. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    <laugh> no mate, I haven't been in Torremolinos for years. Maybe I should Skype him, hope he is ok.
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    I have asked my mum to bring me a copy of Sur In Englash, so you might get some news later
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    Just had my bed bath, they should be law.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    One of the great pleasures in life <ok>
     
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  5. Easter Man

    Easter Man Well-Known Member

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    Was it Joanne Whalley that gave you the bed bath <ok>

    No wonder Michael Gambon exploded every time.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. Easter Man

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    I had a bed bath once by a gorgeous nurse in 1984 at Stracathro International Hospital/Airport.

    On a serious note, good luck buddy.
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    * fowl

    have I just popped again?
     
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  8. Easter Man

    Easter Man Well-Known Member

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    Nope, I ****ed up again!
     
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  9. Lochers

    Lochers Leader of POOVES

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    WTF is a bed bath and what does it involve and why have so many of you ****s had a bed bath?
     
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  10. Mick O'Toon

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    Think only the obese and the infirm get them and not something a late 20s person would get unless he was in a coma.
     
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  11. Lochers

    Lochers Leader of POOVES

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    I've never stayed in a hospital since I was born, and long may it continue.
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    About 12 years ago I had a hernia op,overnight job but that was it,not mad on hospitals full of sickness and death.
     
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  13. Easter Man

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    Thought you were a test tube twat.
     
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    Lochers Leader of POOVES

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    No, I come from thorough Protestant stock.

    Unlike my RHAT kids
     
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    @EasterRoad gets one once a month :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It is a bath in a bed performed by a nurse armed with a sponge and very nimble hands.

    If you have never had one you have never truly lived one of life's great pleasures.

    I've tried to relive it by having a burd do it but, nah, not the same.

    You need a professional nurse do it so you can enjoy the mutual loathing and anger and excitement while she soaps yer junk. <ok>
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I think I've just had an idea for a new business enterprise.
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    E6C6DF91-5CB2-4658-BF3C-B6E8157426B3.jpeg
     
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    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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