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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by lewebster, Jul 2, 2015.

  1. davecg69

    davecg69 Well-Known Member

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    Better than failed marriages, that's for sure ........... :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  2. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Never been married. I was engaged once in my twenties, but that's as close as it got. I've always wanted to be married and have kids, but just hasn't happened as yet. I think it's just a case of waiting for Kylie still ;)
     
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    I have never wanted the return of the "unlike" button so much
     
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    Sorry FLT but we all like Kylie!
     
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  5. davecg69

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    They say there's one person for each of us. Clearly, I chose the wrong one(s) ................. Never again, although, if Kylie was available ............ :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  6. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    *Forum fight*....
     
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    Did I ever tell you the story of when I went to open a bank account in South Africa when I first moved out there. I was looking at a number of banks and one sent a young lady to see me in my office. She looked amazingly like Kylie and was charming and very nice. Needless to say I signed (hoping that she would be my account manager). Of course (and I should have known better), I got an account manager who looked like the back end of a bus, was pretty unhelpful and I never saw "Kylie" again! Clearly the bank had a clever ploy .......... and, like a man, I fell for it .......... :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    Mike Channon once told me I was 'a waste of time on my mother's behalf', as he left the Malthouse [I don't even remember why he was upset with me as I wouldn't say boo to a goose but he was half-p***ed]. Just as he was going I said 'You should know you were there...' which he didn't like much.

    David Peach used to serve me in the Mill Arms [nice bloke]

    Steve Moran tried to chat up one of my few girlfriends in the same pub.

    Playing for the same pub [Mill Arms] against the Union Arms, near Old Windsor, Peter Osgood kicked the ball out of my hands really hard and then said 'sorry keeper', I don't think he was. We got banned from the pub in the post match drinks for getting really, really p***ed, but they did beat us 7-1, we had pub regulars and they ex-pros, semi-pros and high level league players.
     
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  9. fatletiss

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    I realize this Lewebster, but you just need to understand that this is a very respectable forum and we have organized a formal queue; you can stand anywhere you like in that queue as long as it is behind me. I have turned around. touched the floor and baggsied the front spot :)
     
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  10. Le Tissier's Laces

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    Jimmy Page called me a ****er once.

    Bruce Forsythe called me a "little f**ing c**t" when I was 14 as well.

    I like to think I've become more likeable since...
     
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    I daren't tell you what Chilco called you then, when I met him last week <whistle>
     
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    Hahaha....in fairness, the Jimmy Page one was done in jest whilst I was failing to take a photo properly. Forsythe however was just a horrible, horrible man.
     
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  13. lewebster

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    So I could baggsy sloppy seconds or form a new queue for someone else. I'll have a think!
     
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  14. jonny 'hasen' shuttle

    jonny 'hasen' shuttle Well-Known Member

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    i saw Le Tiss down the arcades in Bognor
     
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  15. lewebster

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    I met Le Tissier's dad on a holiday in Guernsey about 15 years ago. I was wearing my saints shirt and popped into a surfwear shop.

    This voice called out, 'ah a fellow Saints fan' followed by 'well I have to support them what with Matt being my son!' This was when I recognised his face from my much watched Unbelievable video!
     
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  16. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    I met Dave MacLaren during his time at Saints while he was doing some coaching at the Walled Meadow in Andover.

    It wasn't all that interesting at all really.
     
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    Good job you didn't buy him a beer, he would probably have dropped it?
     
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  18. Le Tissier's Laces

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    I met Bruce Grobelaar at Marchwood the day before he got arrested. There's actually a photo of me with him somewhere and I am genuinely holding a brown envelope too....
     
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    Right I've decided to leave Kylie to FLT who has quite rightly baggsied her.

    I would therefore like to declare a baggsy for the beautiful Emma Willis. I am now at the front of the queue although if I tell my missus, she will fight me for that spot!
     
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  20. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Does your wife fancy her as well then?
     
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