Never been married. I was engaged once in my twenties, but that's as close as it got. I've always wanted to be married and have kids, but just hasn't happened as yet. I think it's just a case of waiting for Kylie still
They say there's one person for each of us. Clearly, I chose the wrong one(s) ................. Never again, although, if Kylie was available ............
Did I ever tell you the story of when I went to open a bank account in South Africa when I first moved out there. I was looking at a number of banks and one sent a young lady to see me in my office. She looked amazingly like Kylie and was charming and very nice. Needless to say I signed (hoping that she would be my account manager). Of course (and I should have known better), I got an account manager who looked like the back end of a bus, was pretty unhelpful and I never saw "Kylie" again! Clearly the bank had a clever ploy .......... and, like a man, I fell for it ..........
Mike Channon once told me I was 'a waste of time on my mother's behalf', as he left the Malthouse [I don't even remember why he was upset with me as I wouldn't say boo to a goose but he was half-p***ed]. Just as he was going I said 'You should know you were there...' which he didn't like much. David Peach used to serve me in the Mill Arms [nice bloke] Steve Moran tried to chat up one of my few girlfriends in the same pub. Playing for the same pub [Mill Arms] against the Union Arms, near Old Windsor, Peter Osgood kicked the ball out of my hands really hard and then said 'sorry keeper', I don't think he was. We got banned from the pub in the post match drinks for getting really, really p***ed, but they did beat us 7-1, we had pub regulars and they ex-pros, semi-pros and high level league players.
I realize this Lewebster, but you just need to understand that this is a very respectable forum and we have organized a formal queue; you can stand anywhere you like in that queue as long as it is behind me. I have turned around. touched the floor and baggsied the front spot
Jimmy Page called me a ****er once. Bruce Forsythe called me a "little f**ing c**t" when I was 14 as well. I like to think I've become more likeable since...
Hahaha....in fairness, the Jimmy Page one was done in jest whilst I was failing to take a photo properly. Forsythe however was just a horrible, horrible man.
I met Le Tissier's dad on a holiday in Guernsey about 15 years ago. I was wearing my saints shirt and popped into a surfwear shop. This voice called out, 'ah a fellow Saints fan' followed by 'well I have to support them what with Matt being my son!' This was when I recognised his face from my much watched Unbelievable video!
I met Dave MacLaren during his time at Saints while he was doing some coaching at the Walled Meadow in Andover. It wasn't all that interesting at all really.
I met Bruce Grobelaar at Marchwood the day before he got arrested. There's actually a photo of me with him somewhere and I am genuinely holding a brown envelope too....
Right I've decided to leave Kylie to FLT who has quite rightly baggsied her. I would therefore like to declare a baggsy for the beautiful Emma Willis. I am now at the front of the queue although if I tell my missus, she will fight me for that spot!