Tips / Bets The Masters 2024

Morning buddy,how's it hanging?

 

Nae bad Mick, yourself?

 

Grand,on the wind down now for my holibobs,life is good.

 

Good stuff. Are you going anywhere on your holidays?

 

Aye,Nice,love the French me

 

So Nice in Nice

 

Did somebody mention biscuits?

 

Perhaps I should do a biscuit thread, not been done before I think.

 

I had an ice cream the other day,it was called a Moozie and consisted of Lotus Biscoff and ice cream,the Speedos were a bit tight after it but it was delicious all the same.

 

Where are you staying this time?

 

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My usual off Gambetta,Rue Bottero

 

**** me the year is flying in and tomorrow the last golf major of the year starts at St Andrews, McIlroy is the bookies favourite at about 8/1 but not for me, below are my picks and I'd be very surprised if these aren't in the top 10 come Sunday, Mon's mates tips will follow later.

Lowry
Power
Reed
Pieters
Finau
Homa
Smith

 

Spieth
Lowry
Fitzpatrick
Koepka
Im

 

Brown
Poulter
Chesters
Rose
Willett
Westwood
Jordan
Parry
Penge
Mansell
Ford
Bairstow
Armitage
Wrigley
Horsfield
Casey
Hatton
Bland
Smith
Fitzpatrick
Canter
Rutherford
Dinwiddie
Floydd

 

^^^^xenophobe

 

I am putting my neck on the line and only giving one tip. The winner of The Open will be Jordan Spieth. FACT.

 

€50 on the nose @14/1, will be onto my turf accountant asap

 

Does anyone know what Tigger Woods had for his breakfast?

I don't have Sky but I'm sure they will have a dedicated camera crew following his every movement (including bowels) even when he's +39 after the third round.

 

KFC and a slice of watermelon.

 

The great big Sky love in for McIlroy and Woods, makes me sick. BTW just had watermelon and a cappuccino and going for my second swim of the day shortly.