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Match Day Thread Us v Burton Albion

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jul 28, 2021.

  1. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Friday 30th July 2021 at 19:45 at the Pirelli Stadium.

    Will this be the game where we play in our new away kit?

    Will ASM play?

    Will we have signed anyone?
    Will our accounts have been released?
     
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  2. Ben 10

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    Will their players be wearing bras? Or do they only do that against sunderland?
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    We’re ****.

    bruce out.
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    I thought this was just DPP getting one of the 2022-23 season's matchday threads up really early!!
     
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  5. cronemeister

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    I'm ****ting in my pants !!!!

    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I think we will do a Sunderland and get beat by the bra wearers.
     
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  7. G4rdToonArmy

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    Not fussed, didn't know about the last one, won't keep up with this one. Predictions - 3-2 to Burton Joelinton Hat-trick of Oggies, Schlongstaff brace and ASM to do his ankle ligaments.
     
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  8. Welshie

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    Hope no one gets injured

    Result is meaningless
     
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  9. cronemeister

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    All of our best players are gonna get injured and we'll be relegated !! I'm gonna screenshot this...you heard it here first!
     
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Wilson not in squad tonight. Cue Twitter meltdown and he's being sold <laugh>
     
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  11. Ben 10

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    Jones is back so we'll win
     
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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  13. Roland Deschain

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    The old double false 9 again? Cheers Steve, perfect send off.

    Thank **** I’m not watching this **** for another year.
     
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  14. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    When I see Hayden Hendrick Fraser and Krafth part of me dies every time
     
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  15. Schlem Boogerman

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    This **** on the telly?
     
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  16. Ben 10

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    Fixed
     
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  17. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    Joelinton offers a way out and is good off the ball.

    He's not as bad as people think..

    Fraser is crap just sprints about frantically and can't win a challenge... He's a god crosser and can shoot though.. He's a simple player
     
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  18. Ben 10

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    Comedy central
    Wish he was on his way out. Useless sack of ****e
     
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  19. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    He's got 3 in 6.

    He's improving and as I say he wins the ball
     
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  20. Schlem Boogerman

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    Completed passes?
     
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