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Match Day Thread UTD v some team that we will LOSE against

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  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    UTD play the English champions Bournemouth

    Bournemouth are 9 games in a win streak along with UTDs 12 match draw streak

    My matchday thread will continue with this, so a boring 0-0 draw will be expected or LVG will be sacked
     
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  2. Christiansmith

    Christiansmith Well-Known Member

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    It has come to something when a 3-2 defeat is considered by some as a million times better a 0-0 draw :bandit:

    LVG is now without some really key players including Bastian. Mind you the latter apparently is only a quarter of the player he was at Bayern according to some. The way the cherries play (did anyone see their match against the chavs?) the fans are in for some nail biting moments...
     
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  3. glazerfodder

    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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    I can see a shed load of goals for us after the humiliation of the CL exit - so I'm going for 1 -1
     
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  4. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    <laugh>
     
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  5. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    9 ****ibg players out

    Smalling
    BFS
    Schneiderlin
    Herrera
    Shaw
    Darmian
    Valencia
    Rooney
    Rojo

    Great stuff. Our entire midfield, our entire defence. Nearest to returning is 2 weeks.

    Someone will mention our spending still, despite £200m being out injured, suspended. Or ask why Herrera didn't play. Though he's one of those due back in two weeks.

    Were at our limit anyway. Though the young lads will be up for it against a side who will feel this is there chance. Should be a cracker tbf.
     
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    Some fans are really over optimistic...<whistle>
     
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    No idea why. Nailed on 5-3er this. One of our under 9s will score two while legendary leader, OG will net the 3rd.

    Up against the Messi clones, our defence, consisting of DDG, stands little chance.

    Probably lead to relegation.
     
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    Yep. No defenders at all.

    DeGea, Jones, McNair, Blind, Young, Carrick, Mata, Fellaini, Depay, Martial . In theory not a bad side but well understrength. We'll be lucky to get a 0-0 <whistle>
     
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    If we dont get a draw I will upset
     
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    makes a change. We are enraged by draws :bandit:
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who will you upset? <yikes>
     
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    Arsenal have worse injuries and won in Greece
     
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  13. HRH Custard VC

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    I will find someone
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Shame Rooney hasn't managed to sober up, he could have had another crack at CM alongside Carrick.

    It is grim, very grim.

    With that in mind I fully expect us to win by two goals. It's Bournemouth for **** sake!
     
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    Remember who made this matchday thread <ok>
     
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    Oh ****, nil nil it is then.
     
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    Sorry, Jones is also injured/just recovered. Didn't mean to raise your hopes Smith <laugh>
     
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    Cool. Fascinating stuff.
     
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  19. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Valencia? <laugh> fck off!

    Martial
    Depay
    Lingard
    Pereira
    Carrick
    Schneiderlin
    Mata
    Young
    Blind
    McNair
    De Gea

    There's enough there to beat bournemouth. And we wont even need that mopheaded baffoon either. Stop making excuses before a ball has even been kicked.
     
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    You've listed a team with ONE defender Treble. Look at it again and count em up...

    1. McNair
    2. ?

    End

    Schneiderlin is also injured, or not fully fit. Carrick may play in defence so we literally have no midfield, not a weakened one, no midfield at all.

    Not sure howbits an excuse. More the fact is our side is decimated.

    Stop sticking the knife in before a balls been kicked. I'm looking forward to more young lads getting a go.
     
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