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UTR's - Hotel California

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Jul 1, 2017.

  1. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    I think shoulder length would really suit her...
     
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  2. Wooperts_duck

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    Ponytail would be better.......
     
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I'm thinking, shaved!
     
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  4. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Pigtails
     
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Landing strip.
     
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  6. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Anyone seen or heard from UTR’s?
    Seems to have done a Didley........
    Seems to have done a Whatever......
    It just seems he’s goneski!
     
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  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Lost member.
    Please report to the Office Manager.
     
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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Offer!

    Free booze, Free food, for information relating to the arrest of UTR’s.

    Charge - Violating his Special Members privilege of not posting on the forum for a fcukin long while.

    The Jury - Will be selected and directed to find a guilty verdict by the judge, Right Honourable Justice Howie Squat, proceeding.
     
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  9. UTRs

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    Cheers Terry<cheers>

    Don't panic, I have been a bit absent of late to spend more time with my best mate Wayne King:emoticon-0165-muscl

     
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  10. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Free sex, booze , love and other things, tge UTRS is back….. some time ago!
     
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  11. UTRs

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    Hello<cheers>
     
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  12. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Hello, it’s not me, it must be you.
     
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  13. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    “You can check out anytime you want,
    but you can never leave.’


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  14. Didley Squat

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    Is there a landing strip at the hotel?
    Just asking for a friend…… of a friend….. who knew of a former friend…..
     
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  15. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    or girlfriend
     
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    or boyfriend.........
     
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  17. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    ah but what type giver or taker
     
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  18. Didley Squat

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    The only receiving l do is the church plate,
    Where’s ya tenner!
     
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  19. Wooperts_duck

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    Sorry, I thought you said tenor.......
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    must say i do prefer Woopsys Tenor's
     
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