Off Topic Valentine’s Day

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Feb 13, 2019 at 11:15 PM.

  1. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    It’s tomorrow, I expect nothing to be honest,
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy

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    It’s for pussywhipped poofs anyway
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2018

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    happy valentines day

    you chicken shouldered poof

    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. Libby

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    United are red
    City are blue
    and just like last season
    they're much better than you
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2018

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    united are are red
    city are blue
    ,metths swallows cocks
    how about you
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2018

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    the field is dark
    the field is grim grim.
    but metths is out there
    ready to rim
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2018

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    Metths is a fun card
    Metths is a tart
    He ****s over Ronaldo
    And thinks of wasps.
     
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  8. Stan

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    Happy Valentines’ day Fosse.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2018

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    stans in the skip
    thinking about rock
    fossies in the car
    thinking about 1978
     
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  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Well-Known Member

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    **** Valentine’s Day. Waste of money
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo bubble & squeak

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    Mrs luv dropping hints this year, we don't usually bother. I need to be strong, she's getting **** all or it'll be yet another day of the year that I have to remember.
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Times are hard ,

    I’ve got no cash ,

    So give me a snog ,

    And show me your gash...
     
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    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    It’s our anniversary next week, so I’ll try to sneakily combine the two...
     
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  14. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red,

    Titanic was a ship,

    Southampton will be playing Portsmouth next season,

    In the Championship.
     
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  15. CFC: Champions of FFP x2

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    That's really good Matth.

    Can you write a sonnet for my Mrs using iambic pentameter
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief A Northern Soul
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    Isn't that always the case then?

    You should know if this sneaky trick works by now.
     
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  17. NSIS

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    Not really. First time I’m going to try it...
     
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  18. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Except it was a Passenger Liner :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    What's this got to do with valentines day MATTH ?

    I imagine it's because Saints fans love SFC & Pompey fans love PFC ?
     
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  20. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo bubble & squeak

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    So I'm in two minds today, as I said Mrs luv has dropped hints and I've been steadfast and said it's all a load of crap and she's getting noting as usual. "Yeah well everyday is like Valentines Day with you" was the sarcastic reply.
    However I need to chill tonight as I'm off tomorrow and then I have family visiting Friday and Saturday. If I don't get her something I get the feeling she'll at least want me to watch some **** Rom Com with her, but if I shock her by getting something she will so happy with me that I'll have brownie points and could probably do my own thing and get away with going to the my man cave and watching something good with a few beers. This is a bit tricky and I don't know which way to jump.
     
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