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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Feb 13, 2019 at 11:15 PM.
It’s tomorrow, I expect nothing to be honest,
It’s for pussywhipped poofs anyway
happy valentines day
you chicken shouldered poof
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United are red
City are blue
and just like last season
they're much better than you
united are are red
city are blue
,metths swallows cocks
how about you
the field is dark
the field is grim grim.
but metths is out there
ready to rim
Metths is a fun card
Metths is a tart
He ****s over Ronaldo
And thinks of wasps.
Happy Valentines’ day Fosse.
stans in the skip
thinking about rock
fossies in the car
thinking about 1978
**** Valentine’s Day. Waste of money
Mrs luv dropping hints this year, we don't usually bother. I need to be strong, she's getting **** all or it'll be yet another day of the year that I have to remember.
Times are hard ,
I’ve got no cash ,
So give me a snog ,
And show me your gash...
It’s our anniversary next week, so I’ll try to sneakily combine the two...
Roses are red,
Titanic was a ship,
Southampton will be playing Portsmouth next season,
In the Championship.
That's really good Matth.
Can you write a sonnet for my Mrs using iambic pentameter
Isn't that always the case then?
You should know if this sneaky trick works by now.
Not really. First time I’m going to try it...
Except it was a Passenger Liner
What's this got to do with valentines day MATTH ?
I imagine it's because Saints fans love SFC & Pompey fans love PFC ?
So I'm in two minds today, as I said Mrs luv has dropped hints and I've been steadfast and said it's all a load of crap and she's getting noting as usual. "Yeah well everyday is like Valentines Day with you" was the sarcastic reply.
However I need to chill tonight as I'm off tomorrow and then I have family visiting Friday and Saturday. If I don't get her something I get the feeling she'll at least want me to watch some **** Rom Com with her, but if I shock her by getting something she will so happy with me that I'll have brownie points and could probably do my own thing and get away with going to the my man cave and watching something good with a few beers. This is a bit tricky and I don't know which way to jump.