Off Topic VALENTINES DAY

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Howden Tigress, Feb 13, 2018.

  1. Howden Tigress

    Howden Tigress Well-Known Member

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    Here is your public service reminder to all you hopeless romantics, Valentines Day tomorrow, so what plans have you got to treat your lucky other halves?! Don't forget the drill, they may say not to bother, they won't mean it, (I don't mean a drill literally or you may get more than you bargained for.) On the other hand, I guess, maybe the older/and or grumpy ones amongst us will get more excited about Pancake Day today?!
    Or perhaps you're on the list below?? Valentines.jpg
     
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  2. TIGERSCAVE

    TIGERSCAVE Well-Known Member

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    If I buy her a drill, I'll get a slap in return Tigress.... hope you get spoilt too...!!!
     
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  3. Mr Hacker

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    Couldn't give a rats arse about Valentine's Day. Just an excuse for people to con money out of you for pointless bollocks.

    Unfortunately my missus has begun to wisen up to steak and blowjob day too.
     
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  4. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Oh ****, it's tomorrow <yikes> Thanks Tigress...
     
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  5. FILEYseadog

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    I shall buy my dog Lia a nice yummy treat and maybe a new squeeky pig
     
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  6. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

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    It's tough trying to think of something special when it already feels like valentines every day for my wife
     
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  7. TreeHugger

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    Thankfully my wife doesn't care about Valentine's day.
    We still use it as an excuse to go to Hitchcocks and eat so much food that it hurts though.
     
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  8. Steven Toast

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    We had a nice night in on Friday, wife bought us Super Mario Bros. the movie to watch. I made beef wellington, she made brownies. Then we made sweet love. Then I drove her home.
     
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  9. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    And don't forget Charlie1, Scarbs.
     
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  10. Evington

    Evington Well-Known Member

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    I feel the same way. Not about you of course :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  11. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Bugger!
    I'm on the list, pass me a hanky and some ice cream.
     
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  12. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    You having a fantasy about your imaginary wife again Bob?
    Pot Noodle and a **** is more like your style.
     
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  14. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    Well, I'm on the list, but I don't have a mirror, so I better find an alternative.
     
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  15. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Are you a vampire?
     
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  16. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    Not that I am aware of, but Fang you for asking.
     
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  17. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    I'd stake my house on it.
     
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  18. Quill

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    I'm on the list but I have a girlfriend...

    ****, is something happening tonight I don't know about?
     
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  19. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    A 'Dear John' letter?
     
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  20. Evington

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    Got round to looking at Virgin experience days. A boudoir photo shoot should be ok. Yeah?
     
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