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  1. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Wrong message board?
     
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  2. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Charles' have it sussed

    Libra and my name is Charles
    Now I like a woman that's quiet
    A woman who carries herself
    Like Miss Universe
    A woman who would take me in her arms
    And she would say, Charles, yeah
    And if you fit that description
    This is for you especially

    Mmm, take my hand
    Come with me, baby, to Love Land
    Let me show you how sweet it could be
    Sharing loving with me, I want you to
     
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  3. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Want you to what?
     
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  4. Happy Tiger

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    Youngest: Dad, what you getting mum for valentines day?
    Me: Nowt, we don't do valentines day, she's already living the dream
    Y: Well she really wants a heart ring from Pandora
    M: Well she's said **** all to me
    Y: She has been dropping loads of hints
    M: Not to me, and shes got enough Pandora stuff, she's starting to rattle like a ****ing pikey
    Y: Dad...she really wants it
    M: Sorry, can't anyhow, no time
    Y: I'll get it for you, just gimme the cash.
    M: FFS

    So yeah, got her a romantic pressie. Off to bastard Fareham tonight, so I can spend the day there tomorrow, so she'll wake up and find the card and ring on the table when she gets her lazy arse outa bed.

    I will score major smartie points mind.

    Way more than the time I jokingly got her a new Vax, which she'd been banging on about wanting.

    Women eh? Married over 30 years, 3 daughters, still don't understand the ****ers.
     
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  5. pierredelafranchesca

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    Roll out the old, I don't need a single day to show you how much you mean to me, I do it every day line...then roll out the sleeping bag and get comfy on the couch.
     
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  6. GlassHalfHull

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    Screenshot_20180213-184618.png
     
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  7. TIGERSCAVE

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    Could we make that into a song for the players...
     
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  9. Plum

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    Saw my missus alright this morning, that'll do 'til next year.
     
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  10. Mr Hatem

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    Are you Sheldon Cooper?
     
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  11. Plum

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    Had to google that, I'm none the wiser.

    Is it a complement, an insult, or have I been whooshed.<confused>
     
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  12. Blaknamberblood

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    Being the hopeless romantic I am, I`ve been scouring the streets looking for the ideal present in order to make her smile. Flowers ? Perfume ? Pandora ? sparkly earrings ? evening at her fave restaurant ? ........ nahhhhh, settled on a multi pack of nitrous oxide capsules .... only thing that makes her smile these days ! and even then I suspect its only trapped wind !!!!!
     
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  13. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    A character in the US sitcom The Big Bang Theory who makes love to his partner once per year
     
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  14. DMD

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    Given the pedantry that's around, it's surprising how long the usual verse has lasted.

    Okay, some roses are red, but violets are not ****ing BLUE, The clue's in the name.
     
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  15. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    I'll just roll out the same old card I'ved used for the last 40 odd years just the envelope is new. .

    The verse inside is pure poetry and always does the trick.

    "You are my peach,
    All soft and furry.
    Your tits are big,
    And your fanny's hairy"

    Gets her every time, putty in my hands.
     
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  16. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    You are bengals and I claim my £5
     
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  17. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    If it really was your £5, you wouldn't have to claim it.
     
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  18. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    You are bengals' and castro's love-child
     
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    Mr Hatem, Feb 13, 2018
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  19. augustatiger

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    Pointless bollocks! ! Saw a card yesterday...Happy Valentines Day from the cat
     
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  20. Cortez91

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    Valentine’s Day is just commercial bollocks.
     
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