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Match Day Thread Vs Everton (H)

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  1. Prince Knut

    Prince Knut GC Thread Terminator

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    Does anyone remember that scene in Mike Bassett, England Manager, when the England team are practising in a park in Rio before the WC, and they lose the ball to some Brazilian children and can't get it back?
     
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  4. Diego

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    Serious question, if Everton had a full sized (proportioned) goal keeper would you ever beat them?
     
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  5. Zanjinho

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    Yes mate, the short arms thing is meant as a laugh...
     
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  6. Diego

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    It fails :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  7. Zanjinho

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    Well, you're about as likely as a Everton fan to find it funny...
     
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  8. Diego

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    Just think it's weird that you give your strikers no credit <ok>
     
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  9. astro

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    He's below the average height of a goalkeeper, and much below the average height of a Premier League goalkeeper

    This season there are 212 Premier League players who are taller than him

    His arms are also disproportionately short which doesn't help
     
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  10. Diego

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    So basically (according to what you say), if Everton had a normal sized/proportioned keeper they would have won and drawn the last couple of games against you?
     
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    No they'd find another way to lose
     
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  12. Prince Knut

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    He is disproportionately , physically limited in his aspirations to be a Prem goalie. A bit like you being intellectually limited in your aspirations to be some sort of wit.
     
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    Lol this is too funny. How **** are Everton .. to lose to our kids!
     
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    there’s bragging rights.....then there’s this.

    kinda feel sorry for the blue side of Merseyside this morning.

    No, wait.....no I don’t <laugh>
     
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    Confidence is high throughout the club, hopefully we can keep this going.
     
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    Carlo Ancelotti revealed he broke his usual habit and confronted his Everton players immediately after their performance at Anfield which he described as "not good enough".

    The Toffees' winless run at Anfield extending back to 1999 was extended after Liverpool 18-year-old Curtis Jones scored a brilliant winner in the 1-0 FA Cup third-round victory.
    https://www.skysports.com/football/...ayers-after-fa-cup-exit-to-youthful-liverpool
     
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    Would love to see the comparative purchase of the two starting 11’s yesterday.

    Everton’s net spend over the last 5 years has been 3x what we’ve spent....they are the 3rd biggest spenders behind City and Utd and have recorded record losses.

    So for their expensively assembled team to be outplayed in the second half, literally passed off the pitch, by a bunch of kids and Lallana is amazing for Liverpool, soul destroying for Everton....and funny as f#ck for me <laugh>
     
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  19. Zanjinho

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    FFS
     
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    <laugh>

    Wait, I said comparative!

    FFS <doh>
     
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