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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. General Lee Speaking

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    Beaten by a man in a bra. Very apt. <laugh>
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Beaten by a masked man in a bra, even in the sad chaotic world of SAFC that must be a first.
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Lame excuse at its finest.
     
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    They keep trying to outdo themselves in the comedy stakes. They set then beat their own all time worst PL team points record.. then get relegated by a man in a bra... now get beaten down into 5th in the third division by a man in a bra AND a mask.

    I’ve given up second guessing their comedy club and just order extra popcorn in now.

    It’s ****ing hilarious laughing at them all the time.
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

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    <laugh> lolsy lolsy lol I am laughing at that Chippy, love it <laugh>
     
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    Just popped over there - see The Nibbler is back after his flouncy leaving thread...

    In other news Wearside Jack isn't as popular as he was - despite someone proposing him as an option for the new Scotland manager the other day...
     
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    I’m so shocked that the bubbler has crawled back.. really didn’t see it coming... next you’ll be telling me Bri and Smug are back posting after their flounce offs..
     
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    What's this about a man in a mask and bra? I'm on holiday in Greece and they don't show turd division football. Anyone got pics?
     
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    posted pictures of our flag from my viewpoint on the Pride thread

    (edit) sorry, thought you were laughing at the makem flags
     
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  16. Ben 10

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    Aye I seen that too <laugh> they don't exactly make it difficult for us do they? <laugh>
     
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    ****ing hell shes a grade a howler. I would refer to her as a right stumpie mckenzie. The explanation for which is as follows

    Stumpie McKenzie - is a bird who you pull whilst heavily under the influence (basically to the point at which you virtually lose the power of sight) and you end up taking her back to your gaff, or in her case (pictured) her mothballed 40 year old caravan and you spend the night. The next morning you wake up, she’s still asleep, facing you but her head is resting on your arm and you realise what an absolute munter she is. So rather than wake her and risk being confronted and having to speak to ‘that’, you chew your own arm off leaving yourself with only a stump. Hence the term Stumpie McKenzie.

    Love her stick on Lego hair mind,
     
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    The small gap in her front teeth must be due to all the Mackem cock.


    At her family reunions.
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Meanwhile, howayyyyyyyy Pompey <party>
     
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