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  1. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Old Fredor can't spell either.
    Actually, speaking of c*nts.
     
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  2. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Wember-ley! WEMBER-LEY!!

    We're the famous Sunderland and we're going to Wember-ley!

    Again. Honestly, we're there so often the security guys just say "hello Sid" these days...
     
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  3. jimileysbaldhead

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    Again. Honestly, we're there so often the security guys just say " hello Sid " these days...

    A bit like the security guys at Burton, Accrington, Fleetwood etc.
     
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  4. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    There's just a bloke with a bucket with "gate money" painted on it at those grounds Jim. And security at Fleetwood is just a sign saying "beware of the manager"!
     
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    They power the floodlights off his glow
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It’s cos Popeye runs the security mate. Just saying. :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><applause>
     
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    Think we need to sort out the match-ups for this.

    Obviously ttop of the bill would be:
    Chippy vs Smug
    While this looks like a mismatch on paper with Smugs long history of security detail to the rich and famous, Albert has never boasted about his 20years as a bodyguard to Jimmy Krankie.
    If Smug wins Albert has to unban him. If Chippy wins Smug has to persuade his Arab to put in a bid for Newcastle. Apparently he was thinking of approaching him to buy Sunderland so it shouldnt be difficult to persuade him to step up.
     
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    It looks as though philosopher Barton may be paying a little visit to clink again Sid. I've got no doubt he'll blame you for influencing the prosecuting lawyers, because he's just a " misunderstood lad from the wrong side of town "
     
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  10. Sidthemackem

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    I think we all understand him, Jim!
     
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    I thought they replaced the points system with yellow and red cards years ago???

    If Clattermole’s still there and it is the old points system I would personally say it was possible..
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Do they play Burton in August, if so bound to lose.
     
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    Do you spend your days looking for this sort of thing, Albert? You should get out more, mate...
     
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    @twitter
     
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    @werenotasfatter
     
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