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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Now that’s a good natured, slightly amusing wum. 9/10 mate fair play.
    I’m sensing you’ll have lots more mornings like that this season.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 18, 2019
  2. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    You know we're going to win a bunch of games this season, Albert. Whether we win enough is the test...
     
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    Sidthemackem, Aug 18, 2019
  3. cronemeister

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    Think he was more referring to our no-show, i'll give you top marks for keep trying though!
     
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    cronemeister, Aug 19, 2019
  4. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    I have high hopes for the season, Croney, promotion-wise. Also have suitably low hopes for you lot. I'm hoping you metaphorically **** the bed, after all said on here. I myself have only done that once, after picking up campylobacter from a dodgy haggis and chips in North Shields. Four days of hell, during which farting was a definite no-no...
     
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    Sidthemackem, Aug 19, 2019
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  5. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Tory fascist aglow (anag) :emoticon-0157-sun:
     
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    Sidthemackem, Aug 20, 2019
  6. cronemeister

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    Pleased to see your lot have found your level! I'm happy if you're happy....I'm even happier if you're not, it's a win win!
     
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    cronemeister, Aug 21, 2019
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  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Ha! Our level is simply where we're currently at, same as any other club. Glad you're happy for us, though. Feels good to be winning again... <ok>
     
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    Sidthemackem, Aug 21, 2019
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  8. cronemeister

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    I'm happy because you need to win every now and then to paper over the cracks. Keep losing and Wearside Jack will be out on his arse which would be a shame cos he's doing a cracking job. The odd win is just prolonging the inevitable ;-)

    Good job you've won a couple cos your league results history was starting to spell out the theme tune to Match of the Day - DDDDDDDDD!
     
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    cronemeister, Aug 21, 2019
  9. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Blinkered or what? Re-read your first paragraph and replace "Wearside Jack" with "Mrs Doubtfire".

    Your second paragraph made me smile though.
     
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    Sidthemackem, Aug 21, 2019
  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Had a warm glow seeing this. The lovely warm side of football fans. Respect to the lads.

     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 21, 2019
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  11. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    Every time I hear the match of the day tune, I sing
    “I said **** off you ****ing bastard, **** off you ****in twat” in my head.
    You’ll hear it in your head next time <laugh>
     
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  12. cronemeister

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    Arggggg, it’s in there right now!

    **** off you ****ing bastard!!!! <laugh>
     
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    cronemeister, Aug 21, 2019
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  13. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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    Reheating, warming hands nicely...<somersault>
     
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    JohnHumbles,tape recorder, Aug 31, 2019
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    relight my fire

    Take That yer bastards :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Aug 31, 2019
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  15. Sidthemackem

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    Ha! What goes round comes round. Just remember whose humpings appear on MOTD :)
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    345DBC06-7CB8-450C-A86E-1B6B1CECCD7F.jpeg
     
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    Aren't your highlights shown on some obscure channel nobodies heard of? Not even relevant enough to be on Channel 5 anymore <laugh>
     
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    Ben 10, Aug 31, 2019
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  18. cronemeister

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    I see normal service has resumed at the Bungalow or Plight, happy days.
     
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    cronemeister, Aug 31, 2019
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  19. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Looking forward to MOTD and your cracking, er, home draw against top, er, bottom, of the table Watford. I really can't waitzzzzzźz
     
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    Sidthemackem, Aug 31, 2019
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  20. Ben 10

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    Do you not get all nostalgic watching Premier League football?
     
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    Ben 10, Aug 31, 2019
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